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IRS Can't Tax Money

money you get illegally. from anything from drugs, to gangs, to whatever.
We're talking that bad money, That IRS Can't Tax Money, ya dig me.
by IRS Can't Tax Money October 20, 2008
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don't trip, money grip!

Relax dude; Relax, you have cash. "Don't trip" derived from the 60's slang acid trip where drug users suffered pharma hallucinations and profound, sustained reality detachment.

Money grip is dual use term for a person generically, and also a person holding cash. From hold comes grip.
Person A: God Damn! Have you seen the price of Bubbalicious?! 35 cents? For a Pack?! Daaaaammmmn!

Person B: Don't trip, money grip! and buy me a pack of grape! Damn you're cheap. For realz and with all those benjamins clogging your ass!
by T-Beeze May 2, 2008
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Young Money

a group of faggots including Lil Wayne, Drake, Tyga (WTF kinda name is tht), Lloyd, Gudda and Nicki Minaj (shes aite ;)) they all think they can rap but theyre all weak as hell. all the songs they have put out are all about fucking and getting with women. even though theyres nothing wrong with this... get original for Christs sake no rapper these days are original.
Kid 1: Hey did you hear Young Moneys new single?
kid 2: I heard they put out a new single but all their beats sound the same so i couldnt tell the difference.
Kid 1: True lets go jam to some Biggie.
by Sheezy253 March 22, 2010
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Fuck Ton of Money

An amount of money so huge, so mammoth that the next word that comes out of your mouth when you see this mountainous expanse of cash before you is:

"Fuck"

The brain cannot consciously find another word suitable for the sheer disbelief at how much cash there actually is.
"Fuuuuuuck"

That's a Fuck Ton of Money you got there boy... Best be willin' to share that with your friends right, we done good by you before son, dont make me cut ya O_o
by Phauxed October 30, 2010
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MILF money

Disposable Visa gift cards used for the sole purpose of buying porn on the internet and not having Cornhole.com show up on your credit card statement.
<< Hey dude, you accidentally threw away your credit card.
>> Don't sweat it bro, that's just some used up MILF money!
by Mr. Softey February 4, 2009
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funny money

Small denomination (usually one dollar, more if you're big pimpin') bills that are used for tipping at a strip club.
Needles brought $1000 in funny money to Vegas.
by rickoshea September 24, 2003
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quiet money

AZs record label or this cat Half-A-Mil's track, referring to money made on the low
WE ALL KNOW THE LYRICS
Quiet money retired money
Earth, Wind & Fire money, or quiet money
You wanna die, try it money
Seven six and five money
Live money, Ill Click to ride from me
by j-money November 22, 2004
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