Mobile

The shittiest band to ever come from Canada, and lots of shitty bands come from Canada. They have terrible songs and their lead singer dances like a fucking guido.

Joe: "I want to just go up on stage while that stupid Mobile bastard is singing and dancing his gay dance and punch him a clean shot right in the jaw."

Mitch: "Oh yeah!"

Joe: "I want to see his jaw actually rip free of his head."

Mitch: "I guess that would be cool."

by Riverboy July 24, 2006

Pubg mobile

A codm rip off

Pubg mobile sucks!

by CODM GODS February 1, 2021

mole

A Mole is a nerd who likes to sit on his computer playing Counterstrike (aka Molestrike). Running ten feet will be enough exercise to make the mole tired. Moles also get exercise by farting. Moles are known to be hairy and often drop ringlets. Oh yeah and they are fat.

Kavon is the prime specimen of a mole. Trevis is no longer a mole, thus no longer gassy.

by Nerdo December 12, 2004

mobile proctology

In 100 years I will be considered the grandfather of mobile proctology.

I started my mobile proctology business in the mid 90s in a 1985 Club Wagon. First checkup is free!

We are considering going public.

by Tha Cuddla January 25, 2005

mole

a mole is a piece of skin affected by slightly darker pigment that contains sprouting hairs on its surface. Moles are often very gassy (and inherently hairy). They prefer to play xbox over computer, but when neither xbox nor computer is availabe, a game of risk will suffice.

Trevis is the lowest mole on the mole food-chain. or------ Trevis is last in the mole pecking order.

by kevaaaaan December 12, 2004

mole

A gross hairy black spot found on teachers or geeks faces AND it has curly black hairs!

RACHEL RONES HAS A MOLE ON HER NOSE!!!!!!!

Mrs. MOLEEEY

by B March 5, 2004

mole face

a person with a gigantic mole on their face.

hey dude whats hap-OHMYGOD WHAT IS THAT!
mole person: whats what?
THAT THAT THING! *covers eyes* ITS LIKE A GROWTH OR SOMETHING!
moleperson: what my beauty spot?
DUDE I DUNNO WHAT ITS CALLED BUT IT LOOKS LIKE A DOG SHAT ON YOUR FACE!
molepersons mother: MOLE FACE! DINNERS READY!

by dahgm October 12, 2008