Moblert

Name: Moblert Mug
Brand: Urban Dictionary
Price: 25.00 USD
Availability: InStock

Mo- blert \ˈmō-blərt\

1. (noun) A FREE mobile alert texted to your cellphone offering you exclusive discounts and coupons for food, drinks and services. All you have to do is show your phone to the local business to redeem the discount/coupon. A fancy pants smart-phone or phone with internet capabilities.

2. (noun) A mobile alert SMS text message coupon for local businesses. SMS=standard/normal texts. Basically everyone can get these if they have texting.

3. (adj.) Moblerter: a supa fly guy or totally awesome girl who receives moblerts.

Yo Billy Bob did you see the moblert today? Saweeeet deal!

or

Did you sign-up for Moblert yet? I heard it saves you a ton of cash money and it's free.

or

I am a new Moblerter and couldn't be happier.

Moblert by CompleteMediaInc October 30, 2011

Get the Moblert mug.

Urban Dictionary Merch

Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.

The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

Add to cart $24.95

Choose size $32.95

Choose size $49.95

Add to cart $29.95

MOBERTUCKY MUFFLER

When you're going down on your girlfriend put your lips inside her pussy and blow as hard as you can until you hear the sounds of a Mobertucky Muffler.

I left the Wabash with that girl from South Park and gave her a Mobertucky Muffler behind a dumpster.

MOBERTUCKY MUFFLER by Groeber field March 5, 2019

Get the MOBERTUCKY MUFFLER mug.

Related Words

Moblert • Mobert • MOBERTUCKY MUFFLER • mobler • Molerton

mobler

A person who won't leave a couple alone; a friend who doesn't get the hint to leave; a person who creates awkwardness during a couple's lovey moment

She is such a mobler because that couple obviously wants to be left alone.

mobler by ImInLove! April 26, 2010

Get the mobler mug.

Molerton

The typical slang term for a mixture of tobacco (preferably organic) and marijuana for a single party bowl in Santa Cruz, County, CA. Smoked out of a water pipe or a bong to increase the effect of tobacco as well as the weed.
The effects can be broken down into 3 stages:
1) the milking of the water pipe or bong
2) the clearing the water pipe or bong
3) the exhaling the smoke
Each step has a different high/effect on your body and mind.

Dude, thats a fatty Molerton! You better sit down or you are going to hurt yourself.

that was a Muhhhhonnnsttterrr Molleeeerrrtttttooonnnn.

Molerton by ABI December 22, 2009

Get the Molerton mug.

Mobert

Mobert by Death Menace December 31, 2022

Get the Mobert mug.

Mobert

A goofball, doofus, or clumsy person or animal

My dog is a total Mobert, jumping on the couch and spilling an entire bowl of popcorn onto everyone.

Mobert by MirMir May 26, 2026

Get the Mobert mug.

Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

Get the Bunhead mug.

trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on October 5, 2026

Get the trucker's tan mug.

kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

Word of the Day on October 4, 2026

Get the kidulting mug.

Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Get the Boffin mug.

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

Word of the Day on October 2, 2026

Get the Pee Calculus mug.

Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

Word of the Day on October 1, 2026

Get the Dutty mug.