hey dude whats hap-OHMYGOD WHAT IS THAT!
mole person: whats what?
THAT THAT THING! *covers
eyes* ITS LIKE A GROWTH OR SOMETHING!
moleperson: what my beauty spot?
DUDE I DUNNO WHAT ITS CALLED BUT IT LOOKS LIKE A DOG SHAT ON YOUR FACE!
molepersons mother:
MOLE FACE! DINNERS READY!