Madden Fag

A guy who plays Madden all the time and talks of nothing else. He has probably never seen a real football in his life, or doesn't have enough friends to play even a casual game outside. He will run out to buy the new Madden games the minute they release, and will always proclaim this year's game is totally better than last year's.

"Dude, Joe is such a Madden Fag. I don't think he's ever picked up another game in his life."

by Orochi-chan December 2, 2007

middle school

where everything sucks.

you don't have to try in middle school, you just pass your classes by being there. you can pull a lot of stuff off in front of the teachers since they all hate you anyway.

lots of kids become emos and goths

the popular people rule everything.

Middle school is the worst!

by daveyyyyy October 2, 2007

Middle finger erection

1. International understanding of 'fuck you'.

2. When your stupidity gives my middle finger an erection.

3. Also known as a middle finger boner.

4. Best way to articulate anger without words.

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That's a middle finger erection

Need i say more ?

Girlfriend : How could you even look at other women when i am your girlfriend *shouts*

Guy : Stop it, you are turning me on !! i am feeling an erection !!!

Girlfriend: Huh ?? seriously ?!?!

Guy : Yeah, a middle finger erection !!!
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by zingeraddict October 1, 2011

middle age

The period of a person's life that falls between youth and wishing you would fucking die. For some the line between middle age and old age is very thin.

Richard Nixon was born middle aged; Madonna achieved middle age when she became irrelevant; Dick Cheney bypassed middle age and went straight to old age as fast as he could get there.

My dad and mom still think they're young, but the sad truth is they hit middle age early in life and won't admit it.

by Vermont Ferret August 3, 2005

Alice Deal Middle School

Middle school in the Washington DC area located in NW. Highest Standards for students of all public middle school students in D.C. Commonly referred to as 'Deal.' This school has many out-of-boundary children and the schools make up is more than 50% African American. Alice Deal feeds into Woodrow Wilson High School

1. What team are we playing in basketball tomorrow?
2. I think Deal
1. man, we gonna get creamed!

Alice Deal Middle School

by dealstudent November 22, 2011

madden

A video game that causes obsessive behavior.

The reason some girls don't get any sex.

"So did you finally get some last night?"
"No he wanted to play stupid madden!"

by Bunnyball December 29, 2006

madison middle school

A place where crack heads and pervs like to teach kids useless crap. Half the kids are on drugs...that they most likely got from their teachers. Don't sit up front.. you might get raped.

Mom: Get ready for school honey.
Child: Do i have to go to madison middle school?
Mom: Yes dear. It's in your district.
Child: I heard that some teachers give you surprises.
Mom: Like what?
Child: Some kind of fairy dust thats supposed to make you feel good. Something like magic I guess.
Mom: .......

by Justmyluck. October 21, 2008