Melanie

A sneaky snake with the word bitch written all over her

Damnit Melanie your being such a Melanie!😂

by XXX.mcv.XXX December 15, 2018

maloney

a boy who is being rediculous and silly.

"you didn't call me last night."
"yes i did silly maloney!"

by Jasmone' January 17, 2009

cock malone

an insult which has no actual definition. (thus if someone does not know what a cock malone is, they must be one)

person 1: tony showed us his balls at practice yesterday
person 2: what a cock malone

person 1: you are a cock malone
person 2: whats a cock malone?
person 1: if you dont know what a cock malone is than you must be one

by big throws malone October 26, 2006

melonaide

homestarrunner's favorite drink

"strongbad, did you get that wood from behind marzipan's gazebo?"
"yeah, why?"
"it all started when i decided to drink thirdy-two glasses of melonaide"

by Maltaithiron + Mraaronguydude February 11, 2004

Melanie

The best person you will ever meet. She's great and honest. She's gorgeous and if you meet her, don't let her go. she will never let you down and if you need a friend go to her.She naturally understands people and accepts them. However, if you love her and give her the love she needs she will do anything in return to return the favor.shes super loyal and gorgeous never let her go. She will always have your back no matter what.

If you meet a Melanie don’t let her go

by Dolphin girls 555 January 15, 2020

melanie

a female given name. an extreme tease and an excessive time waster. melanies will often say one thing and do another and make promises having absolutely no intention of delivering on them.

first guy: man i can't believe i asked that girl out six times and got no positive results. i really liked her.

second guy: sound like you were dealing with a melanie

by anonymous man152 January 25, 2011

Melania

A voluptuous woman or milf; who has been unsexually unsatisfied for a decade based on her facial expressions, body langauge, and the fact that any marital status is negated due to penatration being as distant, cold and desolate as pluto.

Wow, shes a real melania, you can tell shes not satisfied. Damn bro.

by Satirically Jeffersonian. October 3, 2017