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John: Damn I wanna masturbate to Mia Khalifa!!
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Emo masturbator

A individual so weak minded that has nothing better to do than to masturbate to the cuts on his body.
Alejandro is such an emo masturbator I'm going to get a ppo on him .
by Ppogiver September 11, 2018
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Masturbating

What you’re doing right now.
People masturbating make up most of Urban Dictionary’s traffic. In fact, probably the entire internet’s traffic in general.
by Your pseudonym :3 September 20, 2023
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Masturbate

Verb

To stroke your penis up and down until white shit comes out the top.
I masturbate every night.
by Joetherealone September 29, 2021
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Masturbation

When ur lonely
Person one. “Damn i wish i had a partner
Person two. “ ur solution is masturbation
by Cohan the great... April 2, 2021
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masturbate

i assume you guys are here to get horny, so here!
sarah was home alone and extremely horny. she turned off her bedroom light and took her pants off. she was so excited to masturbate that she leaped in bed and pulled the covers up to her chin. she started to touch her breasts and her nipples got hard. she reached over on her nightstand and grabbed her laptop. in the search bar she typed "pornhub." once she got on the porn, she clicked threesome. sarah felt very aroused by the threesome on the screen that she started touching herself. she imagined that her crush, jacob was the one touching her. she slowly crept her finger into her hole and started aggressively rubbing in and out. she suddenly squirted everywhere, but kept touching herself. later that night, jacob came over and asked her to have sex. she agreed and she had another orgasm.
by you'rewelcome69storymaker March 31, 2023
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