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maskerbating 

maskerbating - Wearing a COVID-19 mask while driving in your car alone or walking outside alone. Go do it into the privacy of your home.
I saw somebody maskerbating in their car with the windows up, and a COVID-19 mask strapped tightly onto their face.
maskerbating by Crackerguy June 10, 2020
Related Words
Seeming happy when you really aren't, you've just pushed all feelings away
"You don't seem to be too upset since you guys stopped being friends, you guys were really close. Are u sure you aren't masking?"
Masking by binbo May 9, 2020

Masked Avenger 

It is a sexual move, where the male is performing doggie style on his partner, and while her (or is guess his) face is burried into the ground, he forms his hands in upside down "A-Okay" gesture with his fingers, and wraps them around his eyes- forming a makeshift mask. The partner is not to know that this act is occuring at the time. As soon as he cums, he is to immediately pick up his cell phone (while the partner is still present) and call a friend and state "THE MASKED AVENGER HAS STRUCK AGAIN" and hang up immediately.
Guy: Did you get a message about a certain Masked Avenger last night?

Friend: Dude, you have deep-rooted issues.
Masked Avenger by Conchubar March 21, 2009

Maskturbate 

To pump one's pumpernickel in public or recreationally beneath the cloak of complete anonymity and comfort that only a mask can provide.
On Halloween we're gonna go around the neighborhood and maskturbate on people's lawns, you in?

MASKURBATOR 

Noun
A person who believes that wearing a facemask will solve any problem in regards to Covid19.

And falsely believes that anyone who doesn't wear one is a threat to society because of it.

Noun
A person who cannot function properly with out wearing a face mask and is scared to do so.
" The MASKUBATOR endlessly screamed and carried on in public about people who didn't willingly submit to wearing a mask believing they are a threat to others."

Liz: What's so amusing?
T.Arl: I'm watching all these MASKURBATORs throw tantrums on a Youtube video over something that doesn't prevent transmission of Covid.

Karen: Put a mask on! You're going to make someone sick!
Betty: Pffft. Later MASKURBATOR! I don't have time for this! (walks away)
MASKURBATOR by ZERO COOL 75 August 3, 2021
A great man or woman; Usually contains English Blood.

Good Looking, a great leader, and someone you can talk to anything about.
"Gah that kid is such a Maskell"