nathan lampoon 

The main character of national lampoons christmas vacation

person: my favorite movie is national lampoons christmas vacation
nathan lampoon: that’s crazy i’m the main character

nathan lampoon by nathan lampoon December 13, 2023

Tokyo lampshade

A Tokyo Lampshade is where a naked woman straddles a man's shoulders as he is face down on the bed or floor. She grasps his face in a way that all upward force, which is vigorously applied, causes the corners of his eyes to stretch outward as she crams his head into her vagina.

Hey Mike, I heard you got pink eye?

Yeah, there was a hooker at my brother's bachelor party and she gave me a Tokyo lampshade.

Tokyo lampshade by Mlkcrtnmdl January 19, 2024

Fish lamping

When someone is lied to so often they start believing the lies

"Did you know the moon is blue??" -J
"Nuh uh, fish lamping doesn't work on me" -M
"It is blue though see? " -J
"Oh yeah, you're right" -M

Fish lamping by Michaelson Hunterdon January 21, 2024

amber lamps 

A grammatically incorrect spelling of ambulance.

Well, there's the amber lamps.

amber lamps by mrqwerty567 July 22, 2024

Guatemalan Lampshade 

When an extremely fat female wraps her fupa around your head and neck while perform cunnilingus

That bitch was so fat that she busted out the Guatemalan Lampshade on me while I ate her box.

Guatemalan Lampshade by Detroit Dawg October 29, 2024

Canadian Lampshade

When a uncircumcised man puts his foreskin around a lightbulb cums on it takes it out then sticks it in his own asshole.

Yesterday I saw Luis give himself a canadian lampshade

Canadian Lampshade by CP master December 8, 2024

Goblin Lampshade 

The act of stretching your scrotum to have a ball covering each eye of your partner.

Instead of a blindfold, I gave my wife a nice goblin lampshade.

Goblin Lampshade by Ainur March 25, 2025