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National Joseph Day

You find a person named Joseph and follow all of their orders and they are basically a king for a whole day. This day is every November 6th.

This is very good for people named Joseph because they can get whatever they want. For example, if you have a PS5, and they ask for it, you have to give it to them. BUT... THERE ARE RULES.

Rules:
You can't stay away from the Joseph you know, you have to go to them if it is National Joseph Day.
You must listen to them because they would listen to YOU on your national day. (Because Josephs are so cool)
You can't ask for your stuff back or hold grudges on Joseph after National Joseph Day.
Emily: Did you know it's National Joseph Day today?

Paul: Wait really..? I need to go see Joseph RIGHT NOW!!!

5 minutes later...

Paul: Oh, master Joseph, what shall I do for you?

Joseph: I want all your money, all your video games, and basically like everything.
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Joseph Wilbert

A god among many, better known as “Joseph Josh Morgan Mike Morgan Steel Toes Dane Mulrooney Peter Jesse J Rock Swanson Lied To The Guy In The Chair Thats The away She Goes Wilbert,” but commonly referred to as, “Jojo.”
Guy 1:Hey, what’s that you’re reading about?

Sophisticated Gentlemen: Oh, nothing. Just reading about this chummy asshole named Joseph Wilbert.
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Joseph

A guy who does more math than Alex(F)
Hey Joseph, wanna play together?

No, gotta do some trigonometry
by yoooooooooooooooooyo May 25, 2022
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Joseph

I saw Joseph at the party. The man is hung like a horse.
by Jaythereal December 14, 2022
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Joseph Thomas Harte

Joseph Thomas Harte- a kind hearted person who always puts others first. Shy at first but once they get to know you they will protect you as long as you do then right. Large shlong.
by Yourmomisbomb January 24, 2022
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joseph creen

Joseph creen is just a straight up smelly who can hit them dank fortnite trickshots but not the ass of a girl he's just polite and not a creep
I totally Joseph creen'd her last night
by Absolute4 February 7, 2019
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Joseph benavides

He’s sexy !!! My man’s forever and ever, even tho we broke up🙁🙁!!! But idfc he’s the love of my life and that’s fax nov 26 2021 … we supposed to be together forever babe.. TO ME YES I STILL LIKE TO THINK HES STILL MINE LOLZ CUZ ITS FUNNI . I’m his boss baby gf and that’s fax❤️
by His wifey z<3 July 8, 2022
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