When receiving fellatio and the person deep throats your entire shaft and either licks of swallows your balls at the same time.
by Strick da Dick July 18, 2011
Get the Ball Johnsonmug. by Littleboobookittyfuck July 3, 2018
Get the Benjamin Johnsonmug. The facial johnson (or the Iranian facial phallus) is a humiliating and painful condition. A facial johnson is often identified as a wart. It grows on the face anywhere above the eyes and is a particularly odd-looking wart, as it is shaped like a human penis.
It can vary in size and colour, in the range of 1 cm to 3 inches and a pale white to a deep Caribbean black (an annoying yellow colour is possible but rare).
The facial johnson can be caught in 2 ways: socialising with the infected and being a knob-face.
It can vary in size and colour, in the range of 1 cm to 3 inches and a pale white to a deep Caribbean black (an annoying yellow colour is possible but rare).
The facial johnson can be caught in 2 ways: socialising with the infected and being a knob-face.
Billy: "Travis has been slug-wrestling for days!"
James: "He's such a knob"
Billy: "I know, has he got a facial johnson?"
Gunther: "Them fucking faggots are corking again!"
Abbey: "They're gonna get fucking bum-nuggets!"
Gunther: "And facial johnsons"
James: "He's such a knob"
Billy: "I know, has he got a facial johnson?"
Gunther: "Them fucking faggots are corking again!"
Abbey: "They're gonna get fucking bum-nuggets!"
Gunther: "And facial johnsons"
by flashkapOw July 14, 2009
Get the Facial Johnsonmug. by naier May 30, 2018
Get the jade johnsonmug. by alvin yakamorieyi May 22, 2009
Get the pee wee johnsonmug. Former governor of New Mexico, one of those old old style conservative types. Might be the guy who is going to end up replacing Ron Paul as that third party/independent libertarian you always see on the Internet.
Google Gary E. Johnson, fools.
Or, look at the Internet when people start getting angry about the 2012 election.
Or, look at the Internet when people start getting angry about the 2012 election.
by EpicPrediction August 24, 2009
Get the Gary E. Johnsonmug. The new vernacular for HIV/AIDS. Just as ALS is known as Lou Gehrig's Disease, so too is HIV/AIDS known as 'Magic Johnson's Disease' after its most famous contractor.
Magic loved to get his D wet, but now he got a disease named after him.
You best be careful with that girl or you'll end with that Magic Johnson's Disease.
You best be careful with that girl or you'll end with that Magic Johnson's Disease.
by Cornelius Vanderbuilt April 16, 2007
Get the magic johnson's diseasemug.