Johnorrhea

A person with an irrational fear that they could possibly catch an STD from a public toilet.

Dan: Dude, you missed half the game. What took you so long?

Steve: Man, I had to drop bait and those bathrooms are filthy so I had to cover the seat with some toilet paper.

Dan: Sounds like you got a bad case of Johnorrhea.

by b-tox May 23, 2012

Johnothon

A name misspelled by the host of The Buddhism Hotline, Wesley Hills

Ok mike whats a cuck? Johnothon needs to know!

by blskvn June 21, 2018

john early

Something you reply with when you know someone is going to say something stupid!

J BUCK:Yo what up mah nigga
J MOONY: What it iz son
J BUCK:YO i heard that y...
J MOONY: JOHN EARLY!!!! stfu and git out my crib.
J BUCK:Fuck you nigrock

by j moony July 12, 2007

John Lagging

Drunk

When you are drunk you can be said to be "John Lagging"

"Steady mate, how many have you had?"

"Dunno but I'm absolutely John Lagging!"

by H0t J0n June 26, 2008

John Jeffery

A super legit, uncommon name given to guys who have an epic smile, that's so heart-breaking, you would swear that he doesn't have imperfections, although be aware that John Jefferey's tend to be shy, aswell as moody sometimes. They are handsome yet have an uncanny ability to be focused and driven when it comes to academic work, without seeming like a book worm. Can be annoyingly vain.

He's such a John Jeffery! He just tackled me, picked me up and carried me out of the room. I was too capitvated to protest!

by AntAngel January 2, 2011

John Hannibal Smith

Colonel John Hannibal Smith, referred to generally as Hannibal, or Hannibal Smith is the leader of the black ops unit from the television series the A-team. Hannibal Smith's signature from the show were his omnipresent cigar and notable catchphrase: "I love it when a plan comes together." Hannibal was famous in the show for his brilliant plans which would solve the problems his team faced.

John Hannibal Smith is a bad-ass.

by A-team fan February 26, 2011

JohnCreed

To keep looking up words on Urban Dictionary. Addicted to Urban Dictionary. Someone who is constantly searching for adult humor on Urban Dictionary.

Dude, did you just search "falafel" on Urban Dictionary? Cant believe you are such a JohnCreed!

by Melissa1989 September 29, 2015