harry Johnson

A amazing Developer who creates the most amazing apps and is really changing

Did you see that app

Yeah Harry Johnson made it

Yeah it's pretty amazing

by Chris Tsavdaridis May 30, 2013

Creepy Johnson

A term used to describe a guy that has trouble with boundaries and is socially inept. A Creepy Johnson is one step away from FULL-ON-STALKER.

Ex. 1:
I was dancing with my friends on the dance floor and some Creepy Johnson came up and started grinding on me!

Ex. 2:
While I was in the elevator today, this Creepy Johnson was trying to smell my hair!!!!

Ex. 3:
Girlfriend(1) "What is your co-worker like?"
Girlfriend(2) "I don't know, he sorta gives me the Creepy Johnson vibe."
Girlfriend(1) "Why?"
Girlfriend(2) "He insists on calling me a goddess, he texted me 50 times a day, sends me thousands of e-mails, and has to be with me 24/7. Oh and he wears speedos."
Girlfriend(1) "Wow, that is so CREEPY JOHNSON."

by Jacqui D November 8, 2006

Johnson

the name of a swag snake

"And what's his name?"
"His name's Johnson. Do you wanna hold my Johnson?"

by gh17 September 2, 2011

johnson-juggling

The act of stimulating a penis through mechanical hand motion. More often than not it denotes the stimulation of one's own penis by one's own hand, but it can also be used to describe the stimulation of the penis by the hands of a second party of the female gender.

1. Thadeus: ''Shit, man! I gotta put a stop to all the johnson-juggling. This is the 6th time this year I've had to get my spectacles prescription renewed''.

Alvin: ''I know, let's invent the 'johnson-juggling challenge!''

Thadeus: ''What the hell's that!?''

Alvin: ''Well basically it requires one to punish himself for any acts of johnson-juggling that he indulges in. The punsihment is that for each act of johnson-juggling that one indulges in, one must buy his opponent in the johnson-juggling challenge a beer at the next meeting''.

Thadeus: ''Awesome. Let's do it.

Note. Thadeus was tighter than 2 coats of paint. There was no way he was going to be buying Alvin beers. But...he was an honest guy so he just quit the johnson-juggling and saved himself the cash. IMPORTANTLY acts of johnson-juggling performed by a female are unpunishable.

by Papa J-Bomb January 3, 2011

Johnson, VT

Most fun part of Lamoilly County in Northern Vermont. With a pleasant mix of hippies, rednecks, and flatlanders, Johnson is an accepting and awesome place to do whatever the hell you want. Here you can see beloved locals like Perma-Trip, or visit The Hub or The Lovin' Cup, two yummy places to chill and eat. Tuesday Night Live is also a big deal, it's boring but a lot of the old hippies go. JSC is a college full of weird people and you can Frolf there, and the town has a ton of studios for local artists. There's also a lot of places to swim in the summer and you can hike too. Johnson is the best twon ever, it's tiny, but you'll never get bored.

Dude I'm really bored.

It sucks we aren't anywhere near Johnson, VT, we could just hang out there.

by ilovermontmd June 30, 2011

Johnson

The type of guy to shit his pants and say he didn't shit his pants and when his friends find out he did he says just kidding.

Johnson shit his pants, he was exposed by John and Johnson said "Just kidding!"

by Flex1231231232131123 April 23, 2018

Johnson juice

The hot steamy liquid that erupts out of your penis when your exceed 2000 strokes

Person 1: “Man I was going to town on my dick last night!”
Person 2: “Did you blow that Johnson Juice?”

by ThoseHorribleSchoolChromebooks May 9, 2023