Jalona

Penis, junk, and or private parts

Dude last night was crazy I slapped my girlfriend with my jalona while she was sleeping!

by BigJalona August 6, 2011

Jason

The best Hockey player ever! Total Chick magnet. Sexy Hot Athlete Attractive Charming Smart

The ONLY Name that spells 5 months trough out the year
J=uly
A=ugust
S=eptember
O=ctober

N=ovember

"Jason" is ranked 10th for best names for a male
"Jason"Sexiest person alive
"Jason is a genius!"
"Jason is so Hot"
"Jason is so cute!"
"I LOVE my Jason"

by Jason the great May 18, 2014

Older-than-Jason

This defintion rocks...My name is Jason ans I was born in '79. That might make me almost ancient, i guess, but I still get young pussy. I once had sex with an 18 year old and a 41 year old on the same day.

Girl, don't fuck him...He's older-than-Jason! You should just fuck Jason instead...I hear he loves to eat pussy!

by OldassJason August 10, 2009

Jadon

A man which has a very small penis. He can’t even see it with a microscope.

Damn do you have a Jadon?

by LolGucci June 8, 2018

a jadon

A Jadon is also referred as a fucking retard

Did you see that “a Jadon” walkin. Down the street or hey billy you are “a Jadon”

by A Jadon May 3, 2018

Jaron

The kid in middle school that brings a vape that he never uses because he is to scared and makes sure everyone sees it because he wants people to think he is cool. He also is an extreme pervert.

Look, there's that fag Jaron

by Killniggerz October 25, 2018

Jadon

A simp

Dude he’s such a Jadon for that girl.

by Defendthememes September 12, 2020