Jarod

A cunt fuck who fucks all the bitches he sees with a pussy between their legs and he looks like a gay cunt chicken with balls that sit by his throat and a pair of massive gliders for ears and eats you everytime he smiles with his teeth.

why you you being such a Jarod ?

by ma se poes 179 August 16, 2019

jaded dick

1. a dick that one has to "work" to get hard.
2. a man who has screwed so many women that he is jaded.
3. a dick that is incapable of getting really hard even though the he is super turned on.

girl - we tried to have sex but he had a jaded dick, not only did i have to work hard for the erection, the erection never even got rock hard...

girls friend - this guy cant even cum when he gets a supreme blow job, and i know three girls who have domed him.

girl - CHRIST, and he's only 17!

by LandMforeva May 13, 2008

jaded

To not notice anything weird around you, Just having complete disregard for your surroundings

I'm so jaded I didn't notice I was sitting on someone

by Dukeydudebird June 25, 2005

Jaret

Jaret, a rude Canadian. Usually pronounces "about" "a-boat". He often makes fun of blonde haired American girls. But usually then says sorry after. If he doesn't hear something he will say "pardon" because he is polite. Also, not very attractive

That Jaret kid is such a Canadian

by j.c1998 May 18, 2018

Jahed

When you make/get made a fool out of yourself & get cucked over so badly that you are disappointed in yourself. You're so disappointed and embarrassed about it that dumb thing, that highly wants to make you commit stop living that the X fans who have fake depression can't even compare to how you're feeling.

"Feels bad man, he just got jahed."

"Bro, you just got jahed."

"Just jahed myself again."

"Got jahed so bad, i wanna kms"

by NoDeadMemes November 6, 2019

Slack-jawed fool

N. Something akin to the manner in which you've been howling at the moon.

You've been howlin' at the moon like a slack-jawed fool...

by ryjlars September 3, 2010

Jarod

Jarod is so hot and has 75 unches and also is mop moppy mopp 67655776456 he's a British britanny and he loves wo men also like and subscrribr to the

Jarod is a gay homosapien

by Shnozzlord April 8, 2022