beard water

Water that collects on a man's facial hair that is imparted to a woman's cheek when he kisses her. The amount of water collected increases with the awesomeness of the beard.
"Ugh, gross, beard water! Did you wipe your face?"
by Liz by way of jim June 09, 2012
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Badd Water

alcoholic beverage i.e. vodka, cognac, gin, etc.
I got my first DUI drinking that badd water.
I'm bout to take a couple shots of that badd water.
I'd advise you not to mix those badd waters together.
It's cold outside, pour me a couple shots of that badd water to warm me up.
by JLWhiteIII February 04, 2018
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Water the flowers

He is going to water the flowers before his parents arrive.
by MC Katze May 02, 2018
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Mustache water

Liquid(s) spawned in or collected in a mustache. A water-logged mustache. Mustache water is believed to have Danish origin - (In Danish: "Overskægsvand")

Mustache water is heavily associated with the Mustache splash, a violent release of Mustache water.
When Aaron came back to bed after brushing his teeth, he gave Rebecca a kiss full of refreshing mustache water.

She felt thoroughly mustache splashed.
by Laerin August 10, 2010
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electric water

that electric water got me trippin!!
by bobyou face July 25, 2006
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Gun Water

The free tap water that is dispensed from the beverage gun located behind a bar.

First recorded use: New Orleans, December 2011.
Dude: Can i get two gun waters.
Loser Bartender: Two what?
Dude: Gun waters, you know, the water that comes out of that gun.
Loser Bartender: Sorry, all we have are these $8 bottled waters.
Dude: That's bullshit.
by rondubbs March 02, 2012
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Tap Water

Guy 1: Did you drink that tap water yesterday?

Guy 2: Yeah, I did. Now I like guys.
by minahil82 August 24, 2019
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