Play the hairy banjo

Basically having a wank, jerk, or male masturbation.

Your erect penis represents the banjo "shaft" and the hairs represent the strings. Your ball-bag/nuts/scrotum representing the resonant body of the banjo.

Play away and try not to get too carried away or else you might.... Ooops.... Sorry... I've just cum.

To quote the words of a famous song:

"Bum-titty-titty, bum-titty-titty, play the hairy banjo !"

by Losso of the shire August 23, 2011

happyhappyjoyjoy

Song by Stinky Whizzleteats, in the Ren and Stimpy episope with the Happy Helmet. Also the mating call of the crocostimpy. See: ren and stimpy

"I TOLD YOU I'D SHOOT! BUT YOU DIDN'T BELEIVE ME! WHY DIDN'T YOU BELIEVE ME! Happy, happy, joy, joy, happy, happy, joy, joy...."

by no-one of consequence November 13, 2003

happy stool

This refers to a gay sausagefest hangout in as in referring to an upside down barstool for their ass.

Yo watchout for that happy stool, there is some gay shizzle happening in that hizzle.

by Rob A.K.A. Blackrob April 10, 2003

Hairyperatesties

n. Slang for a Hairy Pair of testicles.

(Shit man, I needa shave my hairyperatesties)(Ew, that is one Hairyperatesties!!)

by Jonis January 4, 2007

happy parade

A parade exhibiting happy people carrying rainbowed flags. Sometimes the boys kiss other boys and the girls kiss other girls.

My daddy went to the happy parade.

by Maenta June 30, 2008

Hairy Charlie

Biting off a man/womans' pubic hair.

Dude she's still in pain from that hairy charlie

by Urbandict69 December 15, 2008

hairy touchas mullet

this is when a person has a lot of hair near their butt area, touchas is a yiddish word for butt, and mullet well as you know business in the front, party in the back, but in this case it is gross in the back, and can even be smelly...

i could not find where her hole was because she had a hairy touchas mullet

his touchas mullet was so hairy i could braid it over two feet tall!

by roocuckoo August 19, 2009