Obeise people that don't even care to shower. Usually this person's ass crack is always showing, making people put a bullet through their heads. This terribly compliments the person's constantly greasy hair, which looks like she dumped bacon grease on it.
Boy 1: Oh my god I just puked out my ass.
Boy 2: Why?
Boy 1: I just saw a Douche Grease Lard.
Boy 2: You're lucky you didn't die on the spot!
Douche Grease Lard: You know I can hear you
Boy 1 + Boy 2: AHHHHH MY DICK JUST DISINTIGRATED
Boy 2: Why?
Boy 1: I just saw a Douche Grease Lard.
Boy 2: You're lucky you didn't die on the spot!
Douche Grease Lard: You know I can hear you
Boy 1 + Boy 2: AHHHHH MY DICK JUST DISINTIGRATED
by puke16 June 1, 2010
Get the Douche Grease Lard mug.A rather racist, homophobic, sexist, person I’ve ever met on Xbox. If you cross paths with this creature, make sure to cover all holes on your body, as he will stick something in them.
Man #1: “oi that Greasemonkey#346 guy is a real knobhead isn’t he?”
Man #2: “yeah man, he can’t tell a joke from facts, he’s all mixed up”
Man #2: “yeah man, he can’t tell a joke from facts, he’s all mixed up”
by gdaymatemxr October 5, 2021
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A greaser is someone that is very annoying and lies about getting with chicks. And also is very greasy in the face.
Greaser: oi bro I got with these 2 chicks in Bali, one was English and the other was American I had my own appartment and all.
Person: NOOOOOO GREASER, NO you do didnt.
Person: NOOOOOO GREASER, NO you do didnt.
by 144magnoliascreet November 25, 2011
Get the Greaser mug.In Norfolk, ther is a 15 year_old, cathedral cheesley obssesd, no friends, liar and a greasey Tw@ whom lies at school to get people into trouble and suddenly wants em' to be there best mates.
Mix together oil, grease, fryer oil, pork chop, transaction glasses, PC obsessed geek and Pokemon fanatic and you'll get the biggest greasemiester ever
by Craig Moore. December 28, 2005
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Flow - Ludacris
Lyrics - Tupac
Punchlines - Big L
Freestyle - Biggie Smalls
Flow - Ludacris
Lyrics - Tupac
Punchlines - Big L
Freestyle - Biggie Smalls
Greatest Rappers of All Time Examples:
Ludacris in Ciara's Oh
Big L - Put It On
Tupac - Unconditional Love
Biggie Smalls - look for his freestyles
Ludacris in Ciara's Oh
Big L - Put It On
Tupac - Unconditional Love
Biggie Smalls - look for his freestyles
by maniac_lonestar December 14, 2008
Get the greatest rappers of all time mug.this comes from a old nigger saying "peace out homie grease", refering to peace as in "bye" and grease as in "gangsta".
by ken-dawg December 14, 2004
Get the peace grease mug.This my friends is the new definition of thickness. Use this word to describe how curvy a woman's body is.
by tha Kidd March 24, 2008
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