by YeBoiJeck October 15, 2019
Get the Epic Gamer mug.Similar to a retired hobbyist, this describes a person that doesn't have the time to play games like they used to anymore. Whether they used to play a lot of PC games and now just play console games, used to love MMOs and now play Minecraft or console trash, or really only play a couple of days of the week. It's that one friend with children now, that friend who asks if you're getting on tonight and doesn't show.
Do you remember that Sandbox crew that used to play all the MMOs and PVP with each other? They're retired gamers now, they just don't know it. I think the last time I saw them online was when they were playing Animal Crossing or trying some garbage Steam game.
by Lewpadewp June 15, 2020
Get the retired gamer mug.by GreenThicBoi September 9, 2020
Get the Gamer fluid mug.When the gamer receives a notification their debit card will not process the payment as a result of spending all money on the steam sale.
Son: "Mum, my debit card won't work!"
Mother: "But son you've bought 122 steam games - you have Gamer's Wallet!"
Mother: "But son you've bought 122 steam games - you have Gamer's Wallet!"
by Andybl June 27, 2011
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Someone: You act like a kid..
Gamer Kid: me? hahahah you noob , you know nothing, im 18+ i have gf , 10 ex gfs a car and my job , you are nothing
Someone: You act like a kid..
Gamer Kid: me? hahahah you noob , you know nothing, im 18+ i have gf , 10 ex gfs a car and my job , you are nothing
by Kids who act like they are 18 October 11, 2015
Get the Gamer Kid mug.A person with little or no social life who spends 12+ hours a day at any particualr gaming activity: Especially MMORPGS.
by The Sneak September 18, 2003
Get the power gamer mug.A rare species of female which makes up less than .02% of the population. Under most circumstances an uggo or is really fat.
There is an even rarer subsect of girl gamer which is actually somewhat good looking to average (rating 6.0 and above). This group makes up less than 15% of the girl gamer population.
This is one predominant form of girl gamer in their society: the male gamer masquerading as a girl gamer. They make up over 33% of the population.
The girl gamer usually has an inferiority complex and will try like mad to kill you in her game of choice, but can't because of her inferior fingers. Confront with caution, as a girl gamer is able to let out a battlecry which will attract all the pitiful nerds to her position to attack you verbally.
Another note of caution is this: if you find a "girl gamer" who is willing to cyber with you, it is probably a man using a female alias in order to masturbate to your replies.
There is an even rarer subsect of girl gamer which is actually somewhat good looking to average (rating 6.0 and above). This group makes up less than 15% of the girl gamer population.
This is one predominant form of girl gamer in their society: the male gamer masquerading as a girl gamer. They make up over 33% of the population.
The girl gamer usually has an inferiority complex and will try like mad to kill you in her game of choice, but can't because of her inferior fingers. Confront with caution, as a girl gamer is able to let out a battlecry which will attract all the pitiful nerds to her position to attack you verbally.
Another note of caution is this: if you find a "girl gamer" who is willing to cyber with you, it is probably a man using a female alias in order to masturbate to your replies.
I was playing CS and there was this "girl gamer". I witnessed a rather amusing mating ritual in which 10 nerds surrounded her, protecting this "female" from opposing fire.
by Jimmy April 16, 2005
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