to feed the centipede

1. A phrasal verb with the meaning to go to the W.C. and do number two. Inspired by the dutch horror film "The Human Centipede."

2. To literally feed your pet centipede.

E.g. 1:

Man: Argh! That indian food's going right through me. Be right back, I have to feed the centipede.
Bystander: Lol what?

E.g. 2:

Man: I'm sorry Carol but I have to hang up, it's time to feed the centipede.

by Caudimordax August 13, 2010

pussy feed bag

(aka P.F.B.)
Noun: the act of stretching the labia majora over both sides of parnter's lower jaw, extended to the ear lobes, during cunnilingus.

James was hospitalized following injuries sustained while performing an extreme pussy feed bag (P.F.B.) on Brittany.

by Theroostergirl July 26, 2014

Bottom Feeder

In video games, and bottom feeder is a player who achieves high scores by actively seeking out and killing or eliminating the newer players.

They are usually not as good as their match making rank or scores would suggest, and they are typically the kind of player who leaves a match when better players join.
Bottom feeders are the lowest of the low in videogames, aside from hackers.

"His match making rank might be high, but he's not actually that good; he's a bottom feeder. I beat him in a 1v1 every time."
-An actually good player talking about a bottom feeder.

by Murder_by_Spoon July 11, 2016

Spud Faced Bogstomper

An Irishman.

That Spud Faced Bogstomper ain't going to share his Guiness.

by Alf McAllister September 4, 2016

Chicken feed

A pitiful amount of money you get from an employer or the benefits office where once you've paid everything out to stop yourself getting evicted and keep debt collectors off your back you're just about lucky to have enough left to buy a few bits from the reduced shelf at the supermarket

I'm once again sat clock watching for 5 days with nothing to my name waiting to be paid my chicken feed

by purpleponce October 25, 2020

Bottom Feeder

"Bottom Feeder" is also a common term within the Mobile Disc Jockey Industry for those Mobile DJ's who are not concerned with professionalism, improving their skills or learning anything new. They put little or no preparation into their performances and only obtain clients by underbidding other companies and offering the lowest price. They do not use proper equipment and provide no backup equipment or music library and usually have no insurance. Consumers fall prey to the financially appealing sales pitch and do not find out until their event, that they got no bargain.

DJ's that charge $150 to do a wedding are bottom feeders!

by AD TMM March 28, 2008

'Faced'

(adv.) When you get recognized by someone you don't know that has seen you on Facebook. It often creates that uncomfortable moment while you stand there trying to figure out how you know a 47 year old balding computer nerd with carpal tunnel.

If you're walking down the street and some nutbag that you have never seen in your life says, "Hey don't I know you?" ....
you have just been 'Faced'.

Not to be confused by 'Spaced' which is the act of being hit on while using the internet, by teenagers claiming to be 21.

by Dee T (3) February 9, 2009