stalker face

The creepy look on a person's face while they stare openly and obsessively at an object of affection.

Sarah thought Bill was cute until she saw his stalker face as he stared at her best friend.

by BM_Face December 14, 2008

Face Hurt

Face hurt occurs when you laugh so hard that your face hurts. The only solution to correct face hurt is a Jawhorse. This will enable you to put your face-hurt jaw back into postion.

Stop making me laugh!!! I have so much face hurt!!! Now I gotta go purchase Jawhorse to fix face hurt!!!!

by hossy tussy August 30, 2010

Schwasty-Faced

The point of intoxication at which one's brain cells explode out of one's mouth. See also fubar and shwasty

Good Lord! Last night Big Sam was so schwasty-faced that he fell over on his way home and caused significant damage to the earth's mantle.

by 202 Wash March 2, 2008

bot face

When someone did something really stupid

Hey Antonio you just lost in madden... you bot face

by Bot Face March 2, 2021

Farm Face

Someone who has horse teeth, a pigs nose, rabbit eyes, or any other combination of farm animals.

Ew look at that girl, she's a farm face.

by xokarma11 January 4, 2011

reaction face

of, pertaining to, marked by facial reaction caused by consumption of something a consumer finds distasteful. It is completely reactionary and cannot be simulated effectively.

Example 1:

Andre: My favorite drink is Vodka and Red Bull.

Steve: Vodka is nasty, I can't even drink it without getting reaction face.

Example 2:
"Jorge is such a douche, watch how he gets reaction face every time he takes a shot."

by l20B0T March 18, 2009

Cosby Face

When out of pain or shock, your face contorts to the trademark features of Bill Cosby.

"Yeh man! When I kicked him in the balls, he totally cosby faced!"

At 5:36 of "Heavy Metal - Taarna - Loc Nar - (HQ) Part 1 " on youtube.com, you can see the kid CLEARLY is cosby facing.

by Cefka December 2, 2009