Fake Offer

An offer you don't expect someone to accept and you don't want them to, but will deliver on if they accept. Typically, a fake offer is offered for the reason of appearing polite or for the hopes of receiving a real offer in return in the future.

I just fake offered to pick up Josh from the airport. I hope he says no because I don't want to have to get up at 7:00am

Fake Offer by Mr. W0nderful September 15, 2020

fake depressed elementary schooler 

Fake depressed elementary schoolers are people who make up fake facts. They would be about 9-10 years old. Sometimes they might be younger than that. Or even 11 years old!

Here are some examples of a fake depressed elementary schooler:
- Change their profile picture to a depressed person (For the girls, it would be gacha or roblox)
- Openly shows how they're depressed (Real depressed people actually hide it)

Alyssa: I'm depressed because I listen to Anna Blue
Me: You're not depressed, you fake depressed elementary schooler

fake depressed elementary schooler by izanami uwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwu November 27, 2020

Fake Martin Luther Benz 

A fake Martin Luther Benz is someone who would rather play fortnite then watch a movie.

Hey wanna watch a movie no i wanna play FoRtNiTe and not watch a movie

Than your a fake Martin Luther Benz

Fake Martin Luther Benz by Madisno December 23, 2020

Fake relationship day 

Fake relationship day is on April 30th. Anyone can ask someone they want to be their partner for the day.

“Hey girl it’s fake relationship day wanna be my girlfriend for the day?”
“Yeah sure we can go on a fake date”

Fake relationship day by Your guardian angel April 22, 2021

Fake Depressed 

A attention seeking individuals who use metal health as clout. Usually has a middle part haircut and likes posting mirror pics and sad Bart Simpson edits on instagram with XXXTENTACION music in the background. Age range is from 13-20 usually.

Alex is Fake Depressed

Yeah He Really Is

Have you seen his Instagram posts?
Yeah, the Bart Simpson one right?

Fake Depressed by Alex Big Ben Jr April 26, 2021

fake cake 

A fake cake is a cake that you can't eat because it is only a prop for Seokjins birthday. It looks delicious but it's a trap.

Jin: I'm so sick of this fake cake. fake cake. fake cake

fake cake by Soobinlover23 May 19, 2021

Fake Emergency 

Giving the false appearance that urgent assistance or action is needed immediately.

This normally occurs in a work or personal setting where a person/group wants you to believe that something is extremely important and takes precedence over other items.

They made us believe that working on the new technology project was of the upmost importance but it turns out that it was a fake emergency. It has since been put on an indefinite hold.

Fake Emergency by AR2021 July 4, 2021