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Apology to Everyone

a mass email sent out of real or imagined guilt... often occurs after a drunken party, or in response to rumours.

also been known to be sent as a result of teenage angst, apologizing for something no one even thinks exists.

usually of good intent but overkill and confusing...

often includes "exceptions" to the apology and should be sent to that person as well. just so they know you still hate them

apology to everyone is then sent to a huge number of people on email list who may or may not know what the apology is for
hey you guys...
i'm soo sorry about what happened last weekend. i'm an idiot.
please forgive me. i love you all
(except you brandy- you're a sloot)

again... i'm sooooooooo sorry. i miss you guys
by Sunshine December 13, 2004
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every guy's dream

having your cock row a large amount(3 or more inches) in a short amount of time(4 or less months)
"So I was looking around in the locker room. Don't ask man. And I thought I saw this kid I used to know, but it couldnt have been him cause his dick was bout four inches longer. Then he walked out of that locker room into the arms of five cheerleaders. Every guy's dream. Every guy's dream."
by Clare..and of course..eric too. December 28, 2004
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Fuck Everyone

What dumb mentally retards think. They hate everyone. Hating everyone is what only Mentally Retarded people think. Only Mentally retarded people hate everyone.
Person 1: Fuck Everyone!
Physcologist: You are definitly mentally retarded.
Person: How dare you call me Mentally Retarded.
Physcologist: You need help.
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every man for him self

the first thing says when the last potato chip is in the bag.
"Hey boys there's ONE MORE potato chip in the bag, get it fast before I do!"

" Every man for him self!"

*boys run very fast and sanic theme plays*

Troll Mom: 'Hahahaaha it's me mom and now I eat potato chip because I'm a bastard"

"f u troll mom"
by Smexsher the Skull November 7, 2018
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Everyone put a thumbs down on this

Don't put a thumbs up, put a thumbs down. I wonder how many thumb downs there will be. Will it get rid of this if no one thumb ups it? Oh well.
Everyone put a thumbs down on this pls.
by My Pseudonym 30333 April 21, 2022
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something for everybody

A Devo cd that has a girl named Freshie on the cover. The CD contains Fresh, Step Up, Later Is Now, Please Baby Please, and Sumthin'.
Devo released Something For Everybody yesterday. Fresh is playing in my head already!
by SimDevoSlipknot September 5, 2017
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