Sayonara-ed

When someone in an anime/ show/ real life catches you off-guard by saying „sayonara“ and due to the trauma connected to this word by countless previous final goodbyes and „sayonaras“ (especially in animes), you take instant emotional damage and start cursing god and the universe.

Caution! Extremely triggering for the banana fish fandom.

„Sayonara, New York… America. … Ash.“

„DID YOU JUST SAYONARA ME“

„EVERYONE I JUST GOT SAYONARA-ED DONT TALK TO ME I NEED TO CALL MY THERAPIST“

by ALotOfPatches November 22, 2021

Ed-Athina

He's the perfect combination between Ed and Athina. He's a boy and a clown. Love making happy people even when is not happy. A visionary and smart person. Love food and being generous. The friend and boyfriend that everybody wants.

Ed-Athina (Ed or Athina) I invite you for a coffee and I pay.
*Ramdom person* okay let's do it tomorrow.

by Nobodylnosme November 21, 2021

Ed sherran

THE HOTTEST SEXY LITTLE GINGER TWINK MAN MAKES ME MOAN, STICK A HAIRBRUSH UP MY ASS, AND IRISH DANCE TO THE SHAPE OF YOU WHILE SNORTING STEROIDS. MAKES ME CREAM OUT PHOTOGRAPHS WHILE TWIRLLING MY HAIR AND AGGERISVLY BITING MY LIP. MY FAVORITE FOOT FETISH, SQUIERLY DADDY DINKY BADDIE BABYGIRL WITH GINGER PUBES.

Every night I beat my meat to Ed Sherran because he's daddy and has a monstrous cockity cock.

by bigjuciymommy206 November 21, 2021

ed renders

The inability to work on fire alarms appropriately and safely

That fire alarm engineer has done an Ed Renders to that fire alarm!

by Couldhelpubutbollocks November 11, 2021

Ed-templeton

When you wafflestomp joe Chandler into your mums fanny

I really want to Ed-templeton you

by Swagman158461 November 19, 2021

Ed Andersson

Ruby Coombes' dad. Dont ask questions.

Wow i swear thats Ed Andersson? Yeah him and ruby cant stay off eachother

by EpicKKKmember November 20, 2021

Ed Sheeran

Ed Sheeran is a brand of cereal that tastes like stinky rat guts. It’s so overpriced considering it tastes like absolute dirt. It has printed pictures of a creepy man with orange hair on each cereal piece.

Kid: Mom can I get the new Ed Sheeran cereal?? they say it’s really good!
Mom: Umm.. I guess
Kid:EW THIS IS THE WORST THING I HAVE EVER TASTED!! THIS TASTES LIKE DIRT

by egf.koi September 4, 2021