domestic hooker

Goddess of the kitchen, hot sexy wife, sexy mother of your child

I walked into the kitchen to see what that wonderful smell was on the stove and there was my domestic hooker standing there making dinner.

by Spadagrl December 2, 2015

Doesephussourusrex

The mother of all fucking deer

Holy shit Jon just shot doesephussourusrex!

by Gmcman95 October 21, 2016

Does she?

Does she do porn? Typically used at girls, regardless of age. Discret way of asking if the girl does porn.

Jeremy: "Damn she fine", Joe: "Does she?", Jeremy: "Yeah (link)", Joe: "Thanks buddy -clicks link".

by Seba3755 November 30, 2016

domestic

when a person is acting like they're at their home, being comfortable. Often used within the Phandom.

"Oh my gosh Dan and Phil were so domestic in that Halloween baking video!"

"I know right! SO FUCKING DOMESTIC and adorable!!1!"
"I ship phan so much!1!"
"OMFG me too let's have seks and make phandom babies together!!1!"

by daddy phil's girl January 14, 2017

domestic chatter

Conversations revolved around the topics of marriage and children. Occures most commonly in the work place.

As a young, single, and childless individual, my coworkers' endless talk of their "perfect" kids and "shitty" husbands makes me want to quit. I need an environment with less domestic chatter.

by AudiLuver August 28, 2017

doessing

Derived from Danish, doessing (or døssing as it's spelled in Danish) is an adjective used to describe someone that purposefully does things to seem creepy or make others feel uncomfortable

This really doessing guy followed me around Walmart yesterday day.

by Nissephar February 11, 2018

Domestic call

The situation when a woman uses her phone in order to pleasure herself by inserting the phone into her vagina and then calling it.

- Have you seen Sarah?
- Yes, she is making a domestic call in her room.

by kubik23_23 February 11, 2018