donkey patch

West Indian term to describe a woman's vagina with hair.

Man, that ho has one hairy donkey patch

by Randall Rolling February 7, 2008

Donkey Slapper

1. A slutty girl with a fat ass. (Noun)
2. A guy who likes easy chicks with a fat ass. (Noun)
3. Jerking off a guy with a huge cock. (verb)

1. My that girl is such a donkey slapper.

2. Dude, stop donkey slapping before you get a disease.

3. Girl, why you go ahead and donkey slap that thing.

by Ame Sabishii August 14, 2007

Donkey-boner

The act of a donkey having a boner. donkey-boner

Dude, look at that donkey, its got a donkey-boner!

by Manny Romirez September 2, 2009

honky donkey

a prostitute or whore who is so desperate for sex that they would do it with a donkey or any other animal that isn't classed as a human being, be it for money or pleasure.

Man, you don't wanna go past third street, from there on it's just honky donkey's. You might get ring worm.

by kristy. June 4, 2007

cut a donkey

to act in an irrational manner, often involving threats of violence

That bitch backed into my car! I'm bout ta cut a donkey!

by readme September 28, 2007

Swamp Donkey

Woman ranging in the 4 to 7 realm on the 10 point hot scale, that on first glance appears fuckable. However on further inspection, this girl actually has greasy skin and unfortunately when you imagine her cooch, all you can think of is a hairy, wet, swampy pit. There happens to be a queen swamp donkey, referred to as the swamp donkess. These donkeys of the swamp tend to act like cats in heat, so watch your step.

Dude, annie is such a swamp donkey!
That girl will totally swamp your donk.

by Skip Broke Nicole January 16, 2010

donkey balls

what it looks like when a naked guy bends over and you can see his balls hanging all low and heavy from behind.

Brad in the shower after the big game: Oh, don't look now, but Johnson's stooping over to pick up the soap!
.....
Rutledge also in the shower after the big game: Donkey balls! Donkey balls! Johnson't got some donkey balls!
....
Johnson, realizing he's the butt of a joke again and quickly standing erect: Come on guys, leave me and my saggy sack alone.

by Stephanie Ellis September 25, 2005