Do Grape

Sexual intercourse with a grape. Not to be confused with Dog rape

friend: Hey dude, I'm going to the supermarket to buy some grapes for our Do Grape tonight!
me: What? We are fucking dogs?
friend: dude, i said do GRAPE
me:ahh, alright brah! Gang gang!

by ugly gay unicorn April 26, 2017

Doing a John

Saying you can come to an event and then cancelling at the last minute.

1. Sorry guys, I'm afraid I'll be doing a John tonight.

Also acceptable:
2. Imma have to John it tonight.
3. That girl I was interested in did a John. Now I cry myself to sleep.

by xWitt October 20, 2017

Doing A vit

Falling into the void.

im doing a vit..

by a real cow after a horse November 2, 2017

To 'do a Benji'

To do a Benji: To go off on your own while playing squads in Playerunknown's Battlegrounds, leaving your team alone, getting three knockouts then dying, making your impact useless and then raging at your teammates for not helping you from across the map.

I thought we were going to go Rozhok, but Luke decided to 'do a Benji' and drop military island instead...

by TheRealEdd November 28, 2017

Doing a Diane

When you get above 90% on a test because you memorised the mark scheme, but you tell everyone you never saw it.

Doing a Diane...
Diane : "Oh my god, I got 92%!"
Everyone in the class: "Shut up Diane, you memorised the mark scheme..."
Diane : "No I didn't! I swear!"
*she memorised the mark scheme because she is a dumb cunt*

by Heybro... March 17, 2017

daddy dos

my hardcore one of a kind daddy makes me cum alot

i love my daddy dos

by daddy dos December 30, 2016

Doing a Dom

Picking your nose and eating it, particularly during a Zoom call.

Oh gross, he's doing a Dom.

by iamfromnz May 11, 2020