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Bigger Dick Foreign Policy

A Foreign Policy on the decision making process of which country to go to war with. The basis of this policy is founded on what is called "dick fear" where men feel inadequate about the size of there dicks so they have to kill each other in order to boost there self-esteem. Can also be applied in Bars, Locker Rooms, and Athletics.

Usually founded on the following statement.

"What? They have bigger dicks?! BOMB THEM!"
-George Carlin
Bigger Dick Foreign Policy at work. All quoted from George Carlin

So as far as I'm concerned, that whole thing in the Persian Gulf was nothing more than one big dic-waving cockfight.

In this particular case, Saddam Hussein questioned the size of George Bush's dick. And George Bush had been called a wimp for so long, he apparently felt the need to act out his manhood fantasies by sending America's white children to kill other people's brown children.

-George Carlin
by ViVi)zF( January 7, 2010
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Dick Pulp

The chunky substance found near or around the mouth after recent dick sucking.
Ian wipe that dick pulp off of your mouth.
by LoveToSplooge October 12, 2009
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Dick Diva

1.A woman that claims that the bigger the dick is the better the sex will be.

2.Requires a man to possess a penis size larger than the average 5-8 inches to be satisfied.

3.A woman more likely to fuck horses.
And usually, if men are not as endowed as some of the dick divas think they should be, then they make up for it in other ways.
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Dick Move

To do something dickish, just to be an asshole.
John spread the lids out on the pallet, what a dick move!
by Triggerdown June 13, 2015
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Dick Dash

Hitting someone in the dick with a controller
Oh Eric hit him in the dick with the controller. Jiro got dick dashed
by zhewrong February 11, 2021
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gator dick

The slimy membrane residue stuck to your dick after an all night anal sex jam and not showering for a week after. Wait two weeks to shower and your dick will turn into a swamp pickle.
"Yo bro....I've got gator dick"

"Better shower or you'll get the swamp pickle"
by Gator May 29, 2014
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Pee dick

When you're sucking someone's dick and it tastes urine
Friend: Did you suck his dick last night?
You: Yeah, he totally had pee dick
by queen H January 26, 2015
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