After you’ve been out camping for a few days and haven’t showered— you come home and she still wants that stank dick
I came home after a week in the woods rocking a bad case of camp dick- Jason still went down on it anyway tho!!!
by Bigdickballer420 February 28, 2019
Get the Camp dickmug. 
The art of whipping ones genitalia across the stomach of cohort in an act of celebration and/or punishment.
When Bob gets back from London, he anticipates getting a massive "dick belly" from his friends who are celebrating the latest championship.
by Matt Farren June 18, 2008
Get the Dick Bellymug. Damn he sure does have a husband dick.
That’s the same dick i want for the rest of my life ‘husband dick’
That’s the same dick i want for the rest of my life ‘husband dick’
by dll1302 December 13, 2021
Get the Husband Dickmug. I fucked a nigga last night who pulled a good 9 inches but he had a skinny ass dagger dick so I didn't cum
by afgdfgsdgdsgf March 30, 2017
Get the dagger dickmug. Arbitrary (and usually incorrect) units of measurement used mostly by males. Derives from men overestimating their penis size. Dick inches are much shorter than actual inches. Hence a guy can claim to have a 9 inch penis when it is actually closer to 5-6 inches. The term "dick inches" is usually used when over-estimating non-penis measurements.
fellow one: "Finally! There's a parking spot!"
fellow two: "No way, man...You can't park within 30 feet of a stop sign."
fellow one: "There's plenty of room."
fellow two: "Yeah, only if you're measuring in dick inches."
fellow two: "No way, man...You can't park within 30 feet of a stop sign."
fellow one: "There's plenty of room."
fellow two: "Yeah, only if you're measuring in dick inches."
by Char H April 27, 2007
Get the dick inchesmug. A dick that has overall BAMFness, coolness, and the ability to give fangirls and fanboys boners that go to the rings of Saturn.
by Ari Wolfe May 6, 2011
Get the Dick Swaggermug.