Deuce Juice

When you’re jerking off while you’re taking a shit and you bust a nut as the turd is half out.

Duuude I finally did it ! I Deuce Juiced ! Didnit at the right time!

by Tunaman801 February 21, 2018

oon-deuce-niner

also known as a big gulp slurpee

Customer "how much is this slurpee?"
Chailott "brotha, it be a oon-deuce niner"

by g-birdman March 29, 2003

Deuce Revenant

A rapper from Peroria, Illinois who has some sick bars and spits fire. He likes to work hard and party even harder.

Have you heard some of that new Deuce Revenant?

by travelD January 27, 2023

Deuces Wild

The lucky flush you get between clogging the toilet and having to use the plunger

After clogging the toilet with a huge dump, just before using the plunger, I tried my luck with another flush and it was deuces wild!

by Paulkout September 25, 2021

Ace Deuce

Someone who is your best friend; your number one road dog, the person who has your back to the fullest and you have theirs the same.
The homie that has been there since day one & when shit gets heavy and hits the fan there the first to be there.

Your Number One , your ACE DEUCE.

Diane is my ace deuce, she always got my back.

My A-1 since day 1.

by November 13, 2020

Moose Deuce

A turd of epic size that clogs the porcelain and requires a poop knife in order to be contained.

George dropped the ol moose deuce at in the employee restroom and bailed when the toilet overflowed.

by Shit knife December 17, 2018

no deuce

Meaning its a tie. Used to say people deserve the help you rendered to them. It is used to tell people they deserve the help.

Man: Hey, thank you for the drop of yesterday.

Woman: No deuce.

Friend1 : Hey buddy, appreciate your standing in for me at work yesterday.

Friend 2: No deuce, buddy!

by toninatho April 11, 2019