You can't kill a dead man

"You Can't Kill a Dead Man!" Is a popular martyr used in popular online video games. The Player has a key bound to kill themselves and at the same time say "You Can't Kill a Dead Man!". A Tactic used to piss off the opposing team, so they won't get the point for the kill, although in most games the person using it gets a suicide kill count, deducting a kill from their scores and adding a death.

Invented by the *Ünhi clan in 2003.

*guy 1 shoots at guy 2 almost killing him*

Guy 2: YOU CAN'T KILL A DEAD MAN! *Dies*

Guy 1: Fuck you you're so gay!

by Paddy O'Mally June 22, 2008

Dead moose's last shit

Just another way of saying i dont care, similar to i dont give 2 shits!

Note - "Shit" must be said with much more emphasis than other words

Invented by tourrets guy (youtube)

Guy1 "who drank my Mountain Dew!?!"
Guy2 "I dont give a dead moose's last SHITT!

by Tadman October 15, 2012

...And You Will Know Us by the Trail of Dead

a rock band from Texas
often simply called "Trail of Dead"
a very good band and in my opinion the hope of alternative rock, a genre that suffered so much in the past few years.
they got everything: musical talent and the jolly good ambitions to bring variety into every album, cool lyrics, stylish artworks and on stage they simply ROCK! make sure to be there if they are around for a show.

i simply like ...And You Will Know Us by the Trail of Dead - although first i thought they play some emo crap. but then i listened to them!

by sgrDD March 20, 2008

dead vagina

a girl who cannot feel any pleasure in her vagina, but is not paralyzed from the waist down. her vagina is just dead. she cannot get wet if fingered, and will stop in mid orgasm to answer the phone, and act like nothing happened, which will mind fuck a man horribly.

ciara has such a dead vagina she would not get wet for me or anyone else for that matter.

by My name is Mr. Burns January 9, 2010

Dead Reckoning

1. Dead Reckoning is a technique of orienting a map without using a compass, by looking at the surrounding enviorment.
2. The mobile zombie-killing fortress in George A. Romero's Land of the Dead.
3. A Humphrey Bogart film.
4. A method used on networked games to reduce lag.

1. "Compass are pieces of shit, just use the damn map and dead reckon."
2. Dead Reckoning is the most incredible zombie killing piece of hardware, bar none.
3. Dead Reckoning, another mystery love-noir film with Humphrey Bogart as the protaginist.
4."This server is still too fucking slow, so much for dead reckoning"

by Jack Corrion September 2, 2005

dead kennedys

See Punk.....................

Dead Kennedys are the most realest punk band out there. Others may come close, such as Bad Brains, but they still cant come close to DK's awesomeness.

by Mr. xTra May 27, 2007

Living Dead Girl

A girl/women who loves the dead. Loves to watch zombie movies and can handle anything incredibly brutal on tv. Would love to have a career in anything involving the dead. A women who watches more grusom things than anyone she knows. Loves to watch and learn, but will not go as far as doing the nasty with corpses, or going to cemetaries and digging up corpses. Or anything like that.

"Are you going to watch that new zombie flick with Kathryn?"
"Yeah dude! She's the only girl who can handle watching stuff that brutal, she's the original living dead girl!"

"I hear ya."

by Kaybc123 August 3, 2009