Donkey Punch

All of these other definitions are wrong. A Donkey Punch is when you're having sex doggy style and when she is about to orgasm you punch her in the kidney. It will knock the air out of her intensifying the orgasm and making her gasp so hard for air that she makes a "Hee-Haw" sound like a donkey, hence the name.

My girl friend was so loud after the Donkey Punch I gave her last night that my room-mate thought there was a donkey show in my room.

Donkey Punch by Den494 March 18, 2010

Donkey Balls 

Alternate name for the game widely known as "ladder golf."

"Hey Corey, lets go play some Donkey Balls!"

Donkey Balls by hamiami September 28, 2009

Donkey Shenanigans 

Attempt by a fat fucker to mount his woman during act of fornication....resulting in severe catastrophic failure when fat fucker can't complete mission due to severe penile atrophy and nicotene fit; resulting in another cigarette, another whiskey-dick and coke, and another unsatisfying sexual encounter for his beloved.

Tony is the king of the "Donkey Shenanigans", just ask his old lady....she has knick-named him "Donkey Kong"--king of all "Donkey Dhenanigans".

Donkey Shenanigans by Brock Huard April 15, 2005

donkey ass 

Adj. Cheap, poorly made, ghetto.

I got this donkey-ass car that fell apart on the thousandth mile.

donkey ass by mei0023 April 6, 2005

Donkey life

The last of your character's remaining lives in a videogame.

This stage is so difficult! I keep dying and I'm already down to my donkey life!

Donkey life by Silent Dragonfly August 27, 2009

Donkey Ugly 

Someone so ugly their mama must have had sex with a donkey to make them

did you see that girl? Her body looked good, but her face was donkey ugly!

Donkey Ugly by Tiffo1010 June 18, 2011

Donkey Ball'd 

When you cover/drown your balls in animal fat, then shove them into one of your friends/best friends mum's mouth.

Joe: 'Guessing what Im doing at the weekend?'
Garry: 'What?'
Joe: 'Donkey balling your muma!'
Garry: 'Huh, thats funny, because I donkey ball'd your muma just week!'

Donkey Ball'd by TerrorFromAbove June 24, 2011