Meat Curtain

Fat or loose flab hidden beneath clothes that drop like a curtain when the clothes are taken off.

She took off her clothes and down dropped meat curtains.

She has another 100 lbs in hidden meat curtains.

by BFD007 January 23, 2010

curtis

a bloated blowfish black man incapable of being "real" he resembles forrest whittaker and bigge smalls. a curtis never brushes his tooth and refuses to bathe. u can find him behind a local grocery store beating his meat by a bonfire

an example of a curtis is a two headed clitoris with a hangnail

by fruckfucknut February 12, 2010

curtain call

a return to the lavatory for an 'encore dump' or a 'second sitting'

wow, i just had to have a curtain call with that one

by sean February 7, 2005

curtis

Possibly the biggest tool that the world has ever known. If a "Curtis" was the foe of James Bond, the famous 007 would likely kill himself due to this persons toolness.

"Dude did that kid just steal candy from a baby? What a curtis ...."

"Dude that kid is a curtis... he thought being able to burp his abc's would attract this babe...what a curtis bro."

"Dude that kid thought Helen Keller were two different people.. what a curtis."

by Da Boss 4444221 August 23, 2011

meat curtains

Term used to describe the excessive length of a woman's labia

Man when I pulled down her draws I screamed like a teenage school girl. I couldn't tell if I was seeing an open faced roast beef sandwhich, day old deli meat, or the raunchiest set of meat curtains known to man.

by Man Danglelow January 27, 2008

Curtis

A disguised way of saying you need to go #2, Hince Jamie Lee Curtis as the Activia Lady.

"Hold on guys, I'll meet up with you in a minute, I gotta drop off a Curtis real quick"

by Captain DOO DOO and the Grunts July 13, 2009

Curtisize

The act of criticizing someone for apparent reason.

Man 1:You suck so bad I hate you so much!

woman:What you just met me

Man2:Don't Curtisize her

by Man1212123 January 24, 2010