Typically a term used in southern, back-country states (mostly Texas), where a boy dresses and acts like a cowboy even though they live in the middle of town. Boys like this usually flex on girls, and are the fuckboys of the south. To spot a twitter cowboy, look for the paisley button down shirts and mullets. Twitter cowboys periodically post pictures of themselves, their trucks, their political opinions, and the parties they go to on twitter.
Wow that kid over there is kinda hot. Too bad he's a dumbass twitter cowboy with no common sense.
A man with an abundance of joy in his pants. Men named Matt are often defined as such. Favorite positions are cowgirl and reverse cowgirl. Let the women ride until they're warm through before they hop off the saddle.
Did you see Matt the other day? Yeah he's a horny cowboy!! That girl would not get off his saddle.
“When one is in the club dancing as if they are on a horse, swinging a lasso and they spot an attractive female. One is to “lasso” such female and reel her in. As she approaches, one is to grab her and body slam her to the ground and “hogtie” her. As she will be unconscious, one is to throw her over one’s shoulder, mount their horse and ride their way into the bathroom.”
“Alex: I saw you in the club cowboying it up last night!
Ben: Gotta do the cowboy right, you know?”
“Sharkey: Are you okay, man?
Prak: Naw, someone did the cowboy to me a little too hard last night”
has “♣️♥️♣️♥️“ in their twitter handle, posts 5000 pictures of their dadstruck, tweets about how they can treat girls right but fucks over every girl they’ve ever been with.
has “♣️♥️♣️♥️“ in their twitter handle, posts 5000 pictures of their dads truck, and tweets about how he wants to treat a girl right but fucks over any girl he’s ever been with.