a christmas carol

A classic tale revealing the evils of captialism.

Charles Dickens wrote a lot of books promoting at least moderate socialism. Too bad no one listens, even though A Christmas Carol is probably the most famous child's Christmas story of all time.

by Socialist REALism July 18, 2006

Carolina Carbomb

After two or more men cum in a woman's mouth, she sneezes it back on them.

"After me and my bro ran the train on her, we got Carolina carbombed!"

by Crackamac November 1, 2009

carolina cupholder

When a man takes a shit, freezes the shit, melts it, covers his dick with it, lets it harden, then fucks a girl that is too small for him. This acts as a gateway.

Tucker performed a carolina cupholder on Shannon.

by Cmann May 19, 2010

Carol's Cat Flap

A euphemism for anuses, with the term often used to describe the process of anal sex.

Frenchy had an aversion to pussy, so he would prefer to stick one in Carol's Cat Flap.

by Marco Nee May 14, 2012

Carolina Custard Swirl

the act of assfucking a girl, then creampieing her asshole. As you pull out your dick, your man batter and her shit combines to form the glaze that is coating your cock. You proceed to insert your half chub into her pussy knowing she is on her period. As you fuck her the frothy creamy substance around her vag is carolina custard swirl.

After cumming in her ass, and fucking her right in the pussy, she scooped out the sweet carolina custard swirl and spread it on the peanut butter sandwich.

by mike devivo February 7, 2015

Carolyn

Refers to something unusually small, or smol.

"oh dude, you saw that police car?"

"yeah man, freaking Carolyn"

by Romeo-segpa April 8, 2019

caroline

All the guys would say that she's mighty fine. But might fine only gets you somewhere half the time, and the other half cussed out or coming up short. She needs a golden calculator to divide the time it takes to look inside and realize that real guys go for real down to Mars girls. All in all, she better come back down to Mars. Girl needs to stop chasing cars. I mean, I wonder what happens when the dough gets low because she ain't that fine...

Guy: Caroline!
Other Guy: She's the reason for the word "bitch"

Guy: Right?! She likes to think her shit don't stink! But if she leans in a little bit closer, she'll see her roses really smell like poo!
Other Guy: Maaaan, I hope she's speeding on the way to the club trying to hurry up to get some baller or singer or somebody like that and try to put on her makeup in the mirror and crash, crash, craaaasshh.... into a ditch.

Guy: Woah!
Other Guy: Just playing...

by Down to Mars Girl September 3, 2019