Excuses are like corn ...

Excuses are like corn, there are many varieties.

Chela: I couldn't take you out on walk today, I was so busy and didn't get around to it.

Pino: Don't worry mommy. Excuses are like corn ... there are many varieties!

by Jack Pepino February 14, 2019

children of the corn

The substance that is created when ejaculate has been unloaded in a rectum ripe with fecal matter.

My girl and I tried anal sex last night, unfortunately she didn't tell me she was constipated. When I finished she farted out some nasty children of the corn.

by bangedupnet July 14, 2010

corn on the cob

after anal sexual desires are forfilled, you take the penis out, if there is reminances of corn, you make the oral hostess eat the corn, thus inducing vomit and emotional scaring

i made that ho give me a corn on the cob

by paul December 3, 2003

Whiskey River Cream Corn

When someone eats 3 cans of cream corn then takes a diarrhea dump on their partners asshole. After the dump is complete they slurp it back up with a McDonald's milkshake straw

So Robert had his girlfriend share a whiskey river cream corn experience with him last night and it ended badly.

by Drpun May 16, 2009

chocolate corn eyed sewer rat

A big piece of shit with corn for texture

The Phats went to a cookout and ate so much corn on the cob, they left big chocolate corn eyed sewer rats in the toiletbowl

by jessseee September 11, 2006

creamed corn rows

Old white person with corn rows

Last time I was a the nursing home I saw a dude with creamed corn rows.

by Alienstunt August 10, 2007

Horse Corn

refers to something that is unnecessary, silly, or just plain stupid, inefficient, annoying, or absurd.
It's a synonym for bull shit.

The other day my professor said that he was going to give a test on April 20th, that's horse corn.

All the gossip she has been spreading about me is total horse corn.

by trixehobbitses March 25, 2009