reward child

The child a parent gets, having raised it completely correct. A reward child is usually not identified before its teenage years.

She was smart, funny and very kind, a reward child to her parents; So unlike her selfish and unpleasant siblings.

by Big.ED February 25, 2011

chernobyl child

A massive orgasmic rave dance, that requires extreme head thrusting skills.

Did you see Austin, he was totally doing the chernobyl child to kyle.

by IGrapeBabies November 27, 2011

Ghost Children

Ghost Children are the offspring of Children by persons already passed on, usually by a relative or the children of persons not physically impregnating a woman. These children see love from a totally different point of view, difficult since conception is from a seemingly selfish point of view.

My Grandfather's brother is my father? He lost two girls in infancy and never fully recovered. So what is it like having children by women having knowledge of your sexual behavior? I guess that means I'm a ghost child...and my sister and me are ghost children. Maybe it can be prevented by use of the missionary position, look into her eyes and pray.

by BubbleBunch March 16, 2017

Dumpster Children

Badly dressed, mousy, dirty, grubby, loud, obnoxious, little children with poor speaking skills and the tendency to have snot running down their faces. They are the result of parents not giving a shit and letting them run around doing whatever the hell they want. They can sometimes stink.

Person at Walmart: Ewww look there are some dumpster children

little shits running around crazy: WE LUV DA COLA POR PA!!! (we love the color purple)

by MRD September 1, 2008

Jerk Off Child

A Child not fathered by the act of coitus but by insert the male semen while or after a blowjob/handjob or jerking off.

This can happen by accident or on purpose.

during a 3 way, your father jerked off in another guy's mouth, who then ate out your mom. 9 months later she shat you out, jerk off child

by DaSaTo March 8, 2010

Children

The worst disease ever.

Luke: Hey did you hear that nick got an STD from natalie?
Carter: no. what did he get?

Luke: children.

by themexijew September 20, 2009

Iraqi children

"Unintentional" victims of USAF saturation bombing attacks, but this obviously doesn't bother some retards who think there was a reason for America to invade Iraq, would vote for a mentally challenged president like George Bush and probably are stupid enough to spell moronic as "Mooreonic" because that's the limit of their wit. Civilian casualties are accepted in wars, but their deaths at least aren't meaningless when there is a reason for the war.

SOME REDNECK: "So stop whining about "babies this babies that", because we're not in this war to kill babies. Pull your heads out of your fucking asses and grow up."

GEORGE BUSH: "Less thinking, more sucking, get back down there"

by anon January 3, 2005