To spend late evenings in a cosy cafe or coffeehouse with ambient music--notably adult alternative music. From the lyrics of Snow Patrol's 2007 song "Shut Your Eyes," a tune that epitomizes the mellow, late-night vibe.
by sidtierney October 21, 2009

A woman getting railed from behind wile performing cunnilingus a woman reclining in front of her. Not to be confused with an Effie Tower or Spit Roasting
I let my bestie know I’d like her to assume the reclining chair position so I can eat her pussy while receiving penetration from behind.
by Funsies September 15, 2025

The chair in your home that you’re allowed to drink and fall asleep (pass out) in. It’s not meant to be decorative and is typically old, worn, and stained from previous food, beer, wine spills etc.. It’s like an adult highchair for those who may enjoy having a few cocktails and falling asleep watching their favorite ball games or movies.
“I passed out and spilled an entire glass of red wine on myself last night. Good thing I was in the wine chair, or my wife would have killed me.”
by Nacho Burris December 31, 2023

by CarlyJaeRepsen May 21, 2014

by iamahackernowarrestme September 17, 2021

Retard that sides to the most popular side, even if the unpopular side has a point, just to seem cool and fit in
by jacketroller June 12, 2021

someone, probably: I HATE A FUCKING CHAIR AND MAN IT'S NOTHING LIKE A COOKIE
someone else: How did you eat a chair.
someone else: How did you eat a chair.
by chair eater March 4, 2022
