going caveman

The act of not wiping your ass after you get done taking a shit.

"Shit there's no toilet paper. Looks like I'm going caveman."

by Chocolate Custard April 4, 2009

Caveman

A guy or girl that has way too much hair! Any hair...and everywhere! also can describe a woman who is manly and much too muscular!

Guy 1- "Dang! Look at that caveman!"
Guy 2- "She needs to freaking shave! Look at that back hair!"

by Samily April 12, 2008

caked out

When a girl has way too much makeup on, to the point that it looks caked on.

"Dude, that girl is so hot!"

"Yeah right man, look at her face. She's totally caked out."

by alex November 30, 2006

Cave Out

when an asshole remains puckered and open after anal sex instead of closing

Faith Mainer had a cave out after Pat krebs had his way with her asshole

by RHCPman March 10, 2004

Cave Crickets

Leaving piles of shit all over someone's bathroom floor because you were blitzed on beer and Jager-bombs, and you couldn't find a light switch or the toilet for that matter. Bonus points for landing Bathtub Bombs and Trashcan Treats in an attempt to find something round and porcelain to hang your ass over.

I got plowed at the pub, got 5 numbers, got a ride home, and left Cave Crickets all over the bathroom floor of some nice person since I was falling down drunk and some asshole put the light switch behind the bathroom door. I had shit from wall to wall in that place...and no square inch of linoleum was spared.

by Stinkin' Lincoln February 15, 2006

Caked in Crack Clay

When you have backed up fecal matter in your anal rim

After I ate a couple of burritos in da traps of 19 I had to relieve some anal goo and I had no tissue so I walked around with Caked in crack clay in my briefs!!!!!

by Dem 19 Boyz January 21, 2007

Cared

Usually used after someone uses the term 'asked'. Means you cared what that person said and it wasnt pointless.

"Dude i fucked some girl with huge titties last night."

"Asked."
"Cared."

by Goldilocks4 June 11, 2014