Cristyl

A woman's name

My name is Cristyl.

by Cristyl Renee April 6, 2019

crisp monkey

1. Crisp Monkey
An incredibly stupid comment. Usually made whilst pissed up. A comment so moronic that anyone else could see it was a really bad idea but hey, you said it and now everyone's laughing at you.

Same entomology as "Darth"

Andrea: That guy you were dancing with is such a Baby-Man.
Audrey - He's my cousin, and I'm Taking him home with me tonight

OMG, Andrea just said a Crisp Monkey.

by Nickel550 June 5, 2005

crisp

the 5-0

shit mate here come the crisps!

by teevee May 30, 2003

Cripsy

adj.

When a crippled person gets tipsy.

Guy 1: Oh shit bro, look at that cripsy nugent out there.

Guy 2: Well, I'll be damned. :')

by icecoldmasta January 10, 2010

cripsy

it could be anything in between piecey, creasy, crunchy. pieces. good pieces

Cripsy1: "oh my god! that piece is crispy!"
Cripsy2: "Oh my gad, that's a crisp!"
Cripsy3: "Did you check the crisp on that piece?"
Cripsy4: "Did you check out that piece on that crisp?"
Cripsy5: "Eoooh, I'm on a piece"

by CripsyPiece December 9, 2007

crissy

A combination of the words crica and bissy used to overemphasize the "pussy" nature of someones personality. A crissy will often have the behavior that disrupts the fun of others. Such predictable behavior is referred to as "crissy like behavior".

Last night at this fantastic party this guy stubbed his toe and made his boy drive him to the hospital. He's such a crissy!

by DasMrOh2U January 13, 2014

Crispyfy

To soil, break, wreck, muck up, fuck up, or otherwise ruin an object or place.

Oh man. Why did you crispyfy your basement?
There's seriously like an inch of filth on everything.

by Nurrrr October 27, 2008