cow worshipper

Someone who religiously and whole heartedly feels the love for cows

Drew is such a cow worshipper! Look at her out in the fields with them!

by cowluver123 January 20, 2017

cow tipping

the act of tipping a cow. tip tip

Boy: Gees I do love cow tipping!
Farmer: Quit cow tipping my cows!

by whitexasian July 24, 2006

cheese cow

wellllllllll...itsa cow made out od=f cheese cuz he touched a cursed thingy that made the first living thing touch it turn to cheese. So It wanderes the earth in search of a blue cheese cow. Very ferocious. DO NOT ATEMPT TO EAT IT!

OMG! ITSA CHEESE COW! QUICK HOLD MY SIGN! IM GONNA GO EAT IT! (other guy takes the guys signs that reads I'M STUPID)

by georgton November 23, 2004

Cow Cuming

Find a cow and jizz on it then while milking the utters you bukkake its mom

"Yo we gonna go cow cuming today?

by PoppinPauly February 25, 2010

Horny Cow

A fat chick that gets horny after stuffing her face with corn dogs, tacos and anything that represents a cock. Usually happens at the food festival.

Leon: dude look at the Horny Cow.

Chris:She most likely had a hot dog.

by Leon Scott Kennedy May 1, 2011

cow shears

Esoteric rural impedimenta

"I think we need some cow shears"
"Oh, ok, I'll check with Catrin"

by Xtreme Pedant May 2, 2005

riding the cow

Still using leather ski boots, long after plastic boots became the norm.

Dude! GET WITH THE 90'S! I can't believe you're still riding the cow.

by Flyin' Brian September 10, 2005