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business casualty

the Death of the Soul due to prolonged and continuous donning of Business Casual attire

the loss of Personality as a result of ritualistic daily preference for Soft Silky Slacks with Dresséd Shirts
Here lies Mark Connors (1994–2016), who previously lived a life full of Joy, Normalcy, and Fat, but died of the Death, due to the Business; a Business Casualty as it were

"Sources estimate business casualties in the thousands, with many families soon to be destitute as a result of Presses Shirts and Pleats."
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Business

Business? You mean Joana?
by Bigploppa April 11, 2022
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Are you busy, Jos? Jos, are you busy?

Are you able to help out or take on another task?
Your manager will IM you these series of questions to see is you’re busy by saying “Are you busy, Jos? Jos, are you busy?” By asking twice, she will be more likely to receive an answer.
by OBW69 August 10, 2024
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business condoms

An in-ear piece that lets other people in the office know you're uninterested in interacting with others. Business Condoms block you from receiving unnecessary and unwanted verbal ideas and diseases. Most commonly known as Apple iPhone headphones (the Trojans of business condoms).
Andrew: Taylor, take out your business condoms and listen to me.

Taylor: (removes headphones)
by Tmoney2288 November 3, 2017
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business cazual

When someone wears a hoodie under a suit
Omg, is he wearing a suit on top of a hoodie? That's so business cazual
by viannea September 3, 2018
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Business Fit

When you aren't necessarily fit enough to look good on the beach but you aren't a fat slob either. Business fit is somewhere in the middle. You go to the gym and workout and look respectable in a suit or business casual and still earn the respect of a non-fattie.
Jim is the business fit guy in the third cubicle on the left.
by Chuck Schick April 2, 2010
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