Fantasy boyfriend

That perfect guy you want but can't have for real because one or both of you are attached to someone else.

He was 6 ft tall, had a great bod, and was funny, warm, and sweet. Alas, I had to resign him to the ranks of a fantasy boyfriend because I didn't want to cheat on my guy.

by spiritygirl38 July 20, 2010

my boyfriend lives in Canada

Usually a lie told by women who cannot find a boyfriend, Although sometimes true for some desperate people.

Usually they claim they met the man online, if so that also qualifies as desperate.

Guy: Still having trouble finding the right guy?
Girl: My boyfriend lives in Canada
Guy: Wow like I haven't heard that before, you're really sad.
Girl: I'm serious I met him online!

by Coonpuff October 14, 2015

tik tok boyfriend

ur boyfriend from tik tok (most times one sided tho)

Ahhhh Neo is my tik tok boyfriend

by Sksssksksk August 22, 2019

Starbucks boyfriend

A guy that you've charmed into giving you coffees and other things for free. This guy may even come into your work and bring you a coffee.

You're not interested in dating this guy, but you keep him around for the free stuff.

"Are you dating that guy? He's always coming in to visit you and bringing you coffee."
"Oh, no. He's just my Starbucks boyfriend."

by hottiemeg99 December 7, 2009

My boyfriend pulled a Joel

A phrase used when a guy 'rainchecks' his girlfriend for the tenth time.

friend 1: "My boyfriend pulled a Joel on me today!"

friend 2: "Aww, I'm sorry to hear that."

by Hazel Sherwood October 27, 2011

Rosie's Boyfriend

"Rosie's Boyfriend" means penis. "Rosie Palm and her five sisters" is a common slang expression for one's hand especially in the context of masturbation it then follows that "Rosie's Boyfriend" is the penis.

After the party I introduced Julie to "Rosie's Boyfriend" and they totally hit it off.

by Professor Nick June 8, 2014

part time boyfriend

a guy who wants to be exclusive and have all teh perks of having a girlfriend, but who doesnt want any of the responsibility, like doesnt want to buy presents on birthdays or meet each others families or spend the week ends together. They are happy to be part time...

So it's you and your boyfriends one year, are you doing anythign special?
obviously not he's a part time boyfriend he can't be bothered.

by yesgirl223 July 13, 2010