Evil Blumpkin

When (as a male) you are 69ing with a girl and another girl is pegging you at the same time.

Chase Evil Blumpkined last night and now no one can walk today.

by Yippyman December 06, 2024

Blumpkin Waffle-Job

The act of a man waffle stomping, whilst receiving a blowjob.

"Yo Jack! Did you hear Jordan stomped his shit down a shower drain while getting head from Iggy?"
"Yeah man, that's called a Blumpkin Waffle-Job"

by Freaky White Boy January 04, 2025

SMUTT BLUMPKIN

Just like a regular blumpkin ( guy gets a blowjob while on the toilet ) but the guy is watching Shrek 2.

Justin got a Smutt Blumpkin in his house back in 2016 at the point in the movie where Donkey gets his courage

by Untoucha-ball December 03, 2023

Commuter’s Blumpkin

Receiving a blowjob while actively pooping your pants behind the wheel.

She started going down on me, and I shit my pants halfway through — full Commuter’s Blumpkin.

by Mikey1965 June 01, 2025

Antique Blumpkin

A Blumpkin in a outhouse located behind pistol Pete’s bar and gun club .

I went into the outhouse behind pistol Pete’s and got a antique Blumpkin!

by MrHeadCheese716 March 01, 2023