Blumpkin

The process of cleaning out your urinary tract.

I might need a blumpkin to help with my digestion problems.

by No.3 March 26, 2024

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Explosive Blumpkin

Rory

"I'm so desperate for an Explosive Blumpkin rn!"
"Just Call Rory bro"

by EvilDiddy_Overlord9 February 23, 2025

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blumpkin wrap

the act of oral sex while one is shitting and covering lap and head with a blanket / getting a blowjob while covering up blower with a blanket

dont know how sally can stand the smell while giving joe a blumpkin wrap

by cfreefuckface March 25, 2022

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When your blowing your homie, and during the climax, the blower throws an egg in the face of the blowee, who is simultaneously pooping.

Often used as act to demonstrate extreme coordination and devotion to your truest of homies in the face of an adversary.

Brandon and Cody haven't left eachother sides sense BUDs, I heard Brandon gave Cody a Praire Blumpkin.

by Dys_vet October 22, 2024

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New Jersey Blumpkin Patch

When a person giving an upper deckie is receiving a blumpkin from another person taking a shit in the toilet.

Person 1: what you get up to last night?

Person 2: I walked in on Erik and Walter doing a New Jersey Blumpkin Patch in the upstairs bathroom at work.

Person 1: Not a NJBP!! That shit crazy!!!

by LazerCat July 17, 2025

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BLUMPKIN Sandwich

The glorious action of recieving amazing head, while suffering from a disastrous taco Tuesday melt down and you whip out your master Chef skills and whip up a sandwich on his/her head before they swallow your load.

One Chad to another Chad

"BROOO you know that chick Stephanie dude?? Shes bangin dude!!! But you'll never guess what happened last night bro. Like, me and that chick Stephanie were totally getting it on dude, and I made her eat a blumpkin sandwich dude. It was glorious

by DR-Semi-Philish. July 3, 2019

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