cock blocking

the art of being a jackass who can't guide his own 1" punch to the landing strip so that person has to de-rail your train
jack and jil went up the hill to do it...... but little did they know that the bucket fell cock blocking jack
by funny truth October 21, 2008
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talk block

one step worse than a cock block. When a person interferes with other people getting acquainted. Talk blocks do not allow themselves to be elevated to the status of a cock block by ruining any chances before you even get to drop your name, leaving you shut down without the remote possibility of a sexual encounter, now or ever.
I got talk blocked by the fat bitch in the spandex.
by JSpyder August 19, 2007
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d block

usually the worst block in ya hood! where they slang diesel all day!
a-Here come dem paterson niggas gain
b-not dem 12th ave niggas
a-thats str8t d block there!
by nomodiezel4me June 11, 2006
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bottom block

The psychiatric ward at Oldham Royal infirmary England is known as 'The bottom block.'
by Rogeraries January 4, 2008
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cock block

preventing a hot chick from hooking up with a man on a one night stand by making an ass of yourself
a job usually taken by she-beasts and grenades
by Da Nastee One May 7, 2004
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Cock Block

A person(little sibling, parent, etc.) that prevents intercourse or oral sex from occuring.
"Dude, I would've gotten a blowjob from Linda, but my little sister wouldn't go downstairs, what a cock block!"
by Herbert Baldwin February 5, 2009
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