A movie about two homosexuals which of course started a homophobic between catholics and Hollywood.
plot:
After World War 2 ended, 2 faggots took refuge near a penis shaped mountain called Brokeback. It is there where the 2 guys filmed their first gay porno and sold it to Ebaum's World for twenty dollars.
Eric Bauman, allegedly, masturbated furiously while watching the film. After viewing it, his collegues in the offices next door claimed that he shouted "Greatest. Film. Ever!!"
Later that day, Mr. Bauman uploaded the video to his website. He then claimed that he directed the film and should get credit for everything that appeared in the film. The film was constantly downloaded and recieved numerous accolades from critics and fans alike.
Near the end of the film, while waiting to recieve his academy award, it is revealed by the 2 gay cowboys that Mr. Bauman did not have any involvement in the making of the porno. Mr. The ultimate irony comes when Mr. Bauman goes to jail and stars in a new gay film called Prison Rape with Bubba.
If you ever use the term "I wish I could quit you, X," where X equals a noun, you have failed at comedy, and should thus go to work as a writer for one of the network late shows. This line is not so much old meme as it is totally unfunny.
plot:
After World War 2 ended, 2 faggots took refuge near a penis shaped mountain called Brokeback. It is there where the 2 guys filmed their first gay porno and sold it to Ebaum's World for twenty dollars.
Eric Bauman, allegedly, masturbated furiously while watching the film. After viewing it, his collegues in the offices next door claimed that he shouted "Greatest. Film. Ever!!"
Later that day, Mr. Bauman uploaded the video to his website. He then claimed that he directed the film and should get credit for everything that appeared in the film. The film was constantly downloaded and recieved numerous accolades from critics and fans alike.
Near the end of the film, while waiting to recieve his academy award, it is revealed by the 2 gay cowboys that Mr. Bauman did not have any involvement in the making of the porno. Mr. The ultimate irony comes when Mr. Bauman goes to jail and stars in a new gay film called Prison Rape with Bubba.
If you ever use the term "I wish I could quit you, X," where X equals a noun, you have failed at comedy, and should thus go to work as a writer for one of the network late shows. This line is not so much old meme as it is totally unfunny.
by Brandon "scary berry" Scarry March 1, 2007
Get the Brokeback Mountain mug.1. v. to penetrate/molest another in a homosexual fashion, referring to Heath Ledger's actions onto Jake Gyllenhaal in the winter's smash hit: Brokeback Mountain
2. adj. gay/homosexual/queer/faggy
2. adj. gay/homosexual/queer/faggy
"Dana, that was some fucking hot brokebacking we did last night." -Sarah
"Dude, get off my dick. I don't go for that brokeback shit."
"Dude, get off my dick. I don't go for that brokeback shit."
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Get the brokeback mug.An expression used to describe a sheep (ewe) that has been trained to remain still when her hind legs are placed in a pair of boots for the purpose of facilitating human-to-sheep sexual contact. "Boot broke" is often used to describe a person who is easily controlled or intimidated so that he or she falls in line with another's wishes.
A variant of boot broke is "stump broke," which refers to a cow that has been trained to remain still while someone stands behind her on a stump. Heard in Wyoming, USA.
A variant of boot broke is "stump broke," which refers to a cow that has been trained to remain still while someone stands behind her on a stump. Heard in Wyoming, USA.
"Wow, you'd think that Congress would have a problem with Bush and his whole 'unitary executive' thing, but he seems to have the whole place boot broke."
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