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shit bender

One who is such an annoyance, they will actually take your excrement from the bowl itself, and flex it into an unpleasant shape in order to annoy your personage.
That guy is a total shit bender. He bent my shit, RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME!
by I_AM_D July 4, 2008
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shan banter

Humour and personality of an undesirable nature, conversational skills of an intolerable standard, the inability to integrate oneself into the flow of jovial nonchalence, inadvertantly depressing dialogue, sick, nasty or 'over-the-top' prankstery.
Person 1 - "That clown never shuts up about how fast his brother's car is or how much money his Dad earns"

Person 2 - "I know, shan banter"

OR

Person 1 - "I had that cow moaning at me all night about how she's got no career and all her men have been pigs"

Person 2 - "Ooooooh, shan banter"

OR

Person 1 - "Did you hear those sickos put cow dung in a super soaker and squirted a blind guy?"

Person 2 - "Seriously? Shan Banter!"
by RioFender September 21, 2009
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woman beater

a gigachad who beats up woman and is kazuma satou
P1) you beat woman?
P2) yes i am a woman beater and chad like kazuma satou.
P3) GIGACHAD
by Astrodox April 28, 2021
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banter

To engage in imaginative, humourous, and enjoyable conversation with friends, potential ex-wives, and females.
"seriously, lets get some bitches" "that blonde piece looks up for some banter"

"Darren, your banter is appaling"

"When Chris drops his banter, the women turn to shit"

Good banter: "what do you do for a living? I work on big brother, want to go to the wrap party?"

Bad banter: "do you have a boyfriend?"
by Kronenburg May 28, 2006
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wife beater

A tight sleeveless shirt worn by men who beat their wives.
Mary: You can tell Joshua beats his wife because he wears a WIFE BEATER!
by noxcovenant April 16, 2008
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hell bender

a new age racial slur that replaces the N word.

its is used when you are very near a black person dont want them to know what your talking about.
person: Hey, man theres a hell bender in your shop.

Shopkeeper: WTF!! ill going to get him before he steals anything.
by John Jackie Easton January 21, 2008
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belter

that was a belter of a goal (Y) (meaning it wasnt really)
by John Fernie June 4, 2003
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