Wet the bed

When one screws up a simple action. When one screws something up that is as easy as sleeping.

Jim: All Rodney had to do was open the screen door, but instead he walked right into it and fell down.

Dave: Yeah, he really wet the bed on that one.

by ryan p cooke April 24, 2009

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have fun in bed

Usually means 'good night', used when dismissing friends at a social gathering.

"Have fun in bed", I said to my mom, as she retired for the night.

by Ryan March 21, 2004

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Bed Spread

A woman that is a complete slut

Damn that girl aint nothing but a bed spread, she fucks everybody.

by ed oneill August 14, 2006

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Shitting The Bed

That wonderful feeling when you wake up on a cold morning and think your hot water bottle has stayed warm all night.
Then "SHIT THE BED" in thought, word and DEED!

That wonderful feeling when you wake up on a cold morning and think your hot water bottle has stayed warm all night.
Then "SHIT THE BED" in thought, word and DEED!Thats shitting the bed! Worse if your partner finds it first

by Ben Dover-Itstime April 26, 2006

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