butt beard

The line of hair above a man's butt crack.

My husband Jerry needs to shave his butt beard if he wants to get lucky on Valentine's Day.

by Cindi44 January 12, 2009

anal bead

a term of endearment, when used in a non-derogatory way

C'mon Tommy, my lil anal bead, dinner's ready!

by D-Nasty! May 9, 2009

vagina - beard

the act of a man's facial hair resembling an unshaven vagina.

dude, check out his vagina - beard!

by kyotoprotocol August 8, 2011

Third leg beard

The patch of hair between a man's legs.

After I fucked the bitch, A hair from my third leg beard made her choke when it got stuck in her throat, so I pulled it out with my cock.

by Ocean Reefer July 27, 2006

beadle

To be dealt an awful set of cards in any card-related game, so named after the deformed claw belonging to TV’s own Jeremy Beadle: i.e. a ‘crap hand’

"Fuck me lads, I fold. Been dealt a propper beadle!"
"hehe yeah. Jeremy Beadle. What a cunt"

by Burro's Dead Nan November 26, 2006

beard of zeus

The white beard acquired while skiing or snowboarding in deep snow.

That run was so good I am now sporting the beard of zeus.

by snowsamarai April 9, 2012

hasbro beard

A neatly trimmed goatee common among young men, particuarly fantasy enthusiasts who are attempting to emulate fashion cues common to fantasy themes. It is named "Hasbro Beard" because Hasbro is the company which presently owns the rights to the Dungeons and Dragons role playing game. It is often coupled with long floppish hair among particuarly devoted fantasy enthusiasts, but is also common in the mainstream population as a handy way to create the illusion of having a chin.

"Bob had thought that his hasbro beard made him look older, but now he realised that it merely highlighted his youth and extreme geekiness."

by Maryann May 5, 2005